Diary of a Crackhead
@crackhead_diary
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Live action SpongeBob SquarePants staring Danny Devito as Mermaid Man & Pete Davidson as Barnacle Boy
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2022 is the year of the short king, you read it here first
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My toxic trait is that I’d kill for Taylor Swift
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The guy I’ve been “just friends” with for 6 months didn’t get me a sweetest day gift and I was genuinely upset. Anyway gotta email my therapist about something VERY unrelated
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Do you go back and see what men liked your Instagram or do you get your validation internally?
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How do I set up my hinge to send a message to every man who likes me under 5’9” to fuck off?
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Is there a live stream to NYFW? I don’t want to miss Burlington Coat Factory’s runway
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All these celebrities getting knocked up, like what about me?
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What song would be the most uncomfortable for a father daughter dance
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I think the US needS to look into getting a Queen. Like rip and replace our government with a monarchy.
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Imagine going to a Pizza place and asking for your crust to be uncooked
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Ooooof a guy asked me what my favorite documentary was and without thinking I said “8 Mile”
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Men loving Matthew McConaughey is the biggest red flag
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My favorite dating in Chicago story was the time a guy on a first date let me know he had done lean
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Boycotting outlet malls. I’m done paying to look out of style.
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