stoners be like "im not addicted to weed i can stop anytime" then drive through a blizzard on Christmas eve to grab an eighth so they don't have night terrors
The (sadly now always unfunny)
@JimmyKimmelLive
taking shots at me again last night.
You know what was funny? Me kicking his ass at hoops. 🏀🏀🏀
WATCH for yourself:
Santa doesn’t know Zoology:
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.
So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.
U.S. and European officials have begun quietly talking to the Ukrainian government about what possible peace negotiations with Russia might entail to end the war, according to one current senior U.S. official and one former senior U.S. official.