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AVG TX SEN8 FAN. NAME STOLEN FROM DA GOAT SEVS. OPINIONZ R MINE AND OBJECTIVELY TRU. #SEVVIE RECIPIENT

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DANNY CRABCAKES
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I AM MOVED N HONORED TO BE RECOGNIZED BY DA UNDISPUTED OG OF ASININE #txlege POSTIN. SEVS U R DA INSPIRATION AND DA REASON I EXIST . KEEP IT REAL OG.
@3SeveralDays
3 SEVERAL DAZE
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WHEN YUNG @crabcakesdanny PULLED UP, OUR HEARTS SWELLED. LITTLE DID WE KNOW DIS MF WOULD GO ON 2 SPIT 🔥TRUTHBOMBS ALLDAY EVERYDAY. MOLLY WOULD HAVE BEEN TICKLED PINK BY OUR LIL #TXLEGE ANON COMMUNITY. DC PREACHES HARD WIT THA BEST OF EM. KEEP ON KEEPIN IT REAL YUNG DC 🦀💯
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RT @3SeveralDays: DAMN. MY GUY WENT DOWN HARDER THAN CRABCAKES’ PROSPECTS OF BANNING THC AFTER HE WENT ON OFFENSE AGAINST THA HOMIE WHO CAN….
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RT @3SeveralDays: DIS DONNA PIECE OF CHICANERY CLIP IS POSTED ON BHALF OF MY #TXLEGEANONYMOUS FRIENDS N ALLIES . #TXLEGE .
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RT @3SeveralDays: ALSO CAN B STOPPED IF TEXAS SUPREME COURT HAD THA COURAGE 2 ACT ON MY QUO WARRANTO AGAINST JERRY #TXLEGE.
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DA HORNZ REMEMBER 🤘🏻🤠. #txlege.
@Doc_Texas
They Calling Us “New Bama”
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Ohio State about to get bodied by the real north.
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LIKE UR ILL FATED RUN 4 HD 152 . #txlege.
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Aged like milk.
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@RenzoDowney
Renzo Downey
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Stickers posted in the men’s rooms in the Capitol Extension as the House debates the bathroom bill, #SB8. #txlege
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RT @bradj_TX: Cowboys fans in #txlege: keep watching the House floor and don’t check twitter. You’ll be happier that way.
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RT @3SeveralDays: FLY FREE, SENATOR BIRDBEST 🫡🦅🇺🇸 #TXLEGE.
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RT @3SeveralDays: I LEAVE TWITTER 4 TWO SEVERAL HOURS N COME BACK 2 NO LESS THAN SIX DM’S ABOUT THA HOUSE KEEPER* BURROWS “OH GOOD GOD” GAV….
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Z WIENER: SCIENCE FAX 📠 N KNOWLEDGE . SCHOFNER: NUH UH 😒 . I LOVE #txlege.
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RT @TXLegeArticleXI: THIS VIDEO IS GOING INTO THE ROTATION OF REPLIES TO PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. .
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POO WARRIORS LIL MITCH N Z WIENER DUELIN AT DA DIAS RN . #txlege.
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RT @scottbraddock: And the amendment of the year is. #txlege
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RT @3SeveralDays: ICONIC MOMENT 4 THA TWITTER-ADDLED MASSES AS #SEVVIE WINNER @GregAbbott_TX SHOUTS OUT #SEVVIE WINNER @bradj_TX’S #TXLEGE….
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@quorumreport
quorumreport
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property tax cap legislation likely headed to conference after it was blown up on the texas house floor:
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RT @CurrentRevolt: Texas flag is upside down 😭.
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ASIDE FROM DIS BEIN SOME OF DA MOST DESPICABLE AND VILE SHIT I EVER DONE SEEN, WHAT ADDS INSULT 2 INJURY IS SHES USING A ELON MUSK FLAMETHROWER 😭😭😭😭. #txlege.
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Brian Allen
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🚨 Texas GOP candidate Valentina Gomez just released a campaign ad burning the Quran and vowing to “end Islam in Texas.”. This isn’t politics. It’s incitement. When the mosques start burning, remember: this was the match and the Texas GOP handed her the lighter.
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KENNY G IN A FEW WEEKS PROBABLY #txlege
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memento mori
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Im not crazy right, something is wrong with top of Paxton head?.No hats for years. Now every picture. #txlege.
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DANNY CRABCAKES
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UNDERPAID N UNDERFUCKED HOUSE STAFFERS READIN DA RULEZ™️ CHANGES RN #txlege
@TXGOPCaucus
Texas House Republican Caucus
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Please see our statement following today's Caucus meeting regarding increasing penalties for those who break quorum.
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DANNY CRABCAKES
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ALL OF #txlege STAFFERS RN
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
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Today, I’m expanding the Special Session #2 agenda. Read my message to the Texas Legislature here:
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