i can’t hide it anymore i’m sexually attracted to him, you know who else i’m sexually attracted to? meals by cug. imagine what i’m going through right now
a guy just told me that i need some good dick to change my attitude
thanks kevin but i’m depressed and i think therapy would work better than you pounding my cervix
every single job i’ve had is like “thanks for working 14 days in a row and teaching yourself how to do everything and breast feeding the guests! here are the worst shifts that nobody wants i hope you can’t pay rent this month 🥰”
hey! don’t fucking touch your servers to get their attention!!!! i’ve had my arm pulled on, my sides touched, my back touched, etc. especially when you can see that i’m talking to someone who isn’t you or your table. keep ur hands to yourself and wait your turn
this guy on tinder asked me what my top 3 artists were, i said hot mulligan and grayscale and he goes “if you like that let me make you a playlist” and then puts joji, brockhampton, tyler the creator, post malone and frank ocean on it
accepting that i’m never going to date again because i get tired of a man who is a little too interested in me fast but don’t leave the men who want nothing to do with me fast enough
i hate when people who listen to rap music think that ANY OTHER GENRE OF MUSIC is weird or bad
like IM SORRY you don’t like the sound of A LIVE BAND WITH REAL INSTRUMENTS and when you get sad you post black videos of you listening to juice wrld
was head over heels for a boy and found out that he was seeing someone else but he came into my work and tipped me $80 earlier this week. he might’ve broken my heart but he also gave me free money, thanks cam
just found out my grandma is dying, we didn’t tell her my mom died because she has dementia. she’s gonna be so shocked when she gets to heaven and sees my mom there lmaoo
last night my manager let me cut a pizza and she said it looked beautiful and i said thanks i used to practice a lot on myself
just wanted to let y’all know that i’ve peaked
this car guy sent me a poem for me to wake up to and then told me that i shouldn’t wear my hair up or straighten it because he thinks i look better that way lmao how do these men find me
got my shift covered on mother’s day for obvious reasons and my coworker texted me saying “can you cover my sunday i really want to go to asheville” and when i said no my moms dead she said “i’ll trade your friday lunch ❤️ nobody else can cover, please” my moms dead queen