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Brighton game we were cruising too 😢
@rhystakes
Rhys
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Sunderland and Brighton at home costing us being level with the best team in the country lol man
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@cptbhern
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SACK NOW
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
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Aggregate score over last two games (vs Spurs & Wolves): Chelsea (7.28) 4-0 (0.29) Opponents
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@cptbhern
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What are we crying about today boys? Give me something? Marescas tracksuit come up yet?
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Yeah why isn’t Josh starting???
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@cptbhern
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Maresca!!!
@Blue_Footy
Vinceā„¢
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So, out of 11 goals we have conceded, 7 came from errors. 😭
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@cptbhern
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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
@Mez_Sama
Constantine
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@noz_zyy When i actually sat to think, he doesn't have any memorable games. the only one that comes to mind is vs Maribor in 14/15, I think he completed like 15-17 dribbles or so When I think Chelsea and UCL, then it's Willian, Pedro, and Kante to come to mind instead
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What the fuck?
@LauraLoomer
Laura Loomer
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One year ago today, I remember waking up with a sore throat, but so happy, because President Trump won re-election and my throat was raw from cheering and screaming with happiness and joy at his election night party the night before. I woke up, drove myself to a diner in Palm
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@MobyChe
Oluwaseun šŸ‡³šŸ‡¬
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Maresca has to teach up to 6 and 7 players the system from scratch along with injuries to key players means it's not everyone we can bed in over time, Like Estevao, Neto has eased the burden on him to be completely relied on now
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@Denchel96
Denchel
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@CFCDaily No, it’s like saying if the calculator didn’t randomly explode every few classes, we’d pass more exams.
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@cptbhern
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What are players supposed to do here?
@Blue_Footy
Vinceā„¢
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The proximity though. šŸ¤”
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@cptbhern
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So unfortunate.
@ChelsTransfer
ChelsTransfer
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šŸ„ Romeo Lavia’s injury record over the last 3 seasons: šŸ”¹568 days šŸ”¹ 10 injuries šŸ”¹ 87 games missed
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@cptbhern
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Thank you
@RebeccaLtd_
Becs
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This should be common sense when these b-tier lineups are announced for midweek games but nobody beyond our key starters can be relied upon. This issue doesn’t stem from Maresca.
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@cptbhern
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Nah it’s a team from Azerbaijan so naturally it should be 5-0 with no issues at all no matter who we fielded
@Blue_Footy
Vinceā„¢
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The head loss, imagine if we actually lost the game. šŸ¤” Away game, long travel, patched up squad, against a very direct and physical team that runs non-stop. It was anything but straightforward. Take the draw and fight another day.
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Lmfaooo
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
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🚨Shocking stat from UEFA’s report: The ball was in play for just 46 min, 11 sec across the 98 minutes of football.
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@cptbhern
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Daily ran a poll on ā€œMaresca vs. Santosā€ and the overwhelming majority voted for Santos hahahahaha
@cfcsimv2
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All the backups we bought in the summer are either shit or crooks
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@cptbhern
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Imagine being this stupid lol. And again.. that is some trophy.
@adamkeys_
Adam Keys
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#Arsenal can rotate heavily and manage an injury crisis in the Champions League and go to the 95th minute before conceding a shot on target, but when £2bn squads attempt it, they drop points to Qarabag. Levels.
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Chelsea’s issues stem from the horrid decision making up top. Getting rid of three attackers familiar with Marescas demands/system and replacing them with Garnacho, Gittens, Delap is shambolic. That combined with not reacting to Colwill/zero rest from CWC.. yikes.
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How do we avoid rotation to this degree with the majority of our starters carrying knocks/being run into the ground? Remember the ā€œdepthā€ usually gets hurt after 3-4 games. I’m serious I’d like to know.
@Tunnykvng
Elvis Tunde
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First of all, Maresca needs to stop making 10 changes to the starting lineup every game, it only creates inconsistency within the team.
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Youngest ever away side by an English team and people expected perfection lol. This was Qarabags final
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Shitty penalty and another individual mistake for their two goals. Tosin been shocking for far too long.
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