caroline conrad
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writer, director, (line) producer, prod manager 🥀 co-host @badromancepod they/them • cpconrad on most apps 🍉
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you can now watch my first short film MAMMALIAN DIVING REFLEX online! 🍒🌊💔
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when i was 19 i was very nervous to tell my mom i had spent most of my savings on a baby hedgehog and built it up so much that she interrupted me to tell me she would love and support me no matter who i was or who i loved and that's when i realized she thought i was coming out
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just saw oppenheimer and media literacy really is at an all-time low if people see this as in any way ambiguous
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the fact that he’s now advocating a position he was having people arrested for stating in public a couple weeks ago is proof that the people have power. never stop fighting
MACRON calls for a ceasefire on BBC: “I think the only solution we have is a ceasefire because it's impossible to explain we want to fight against terrorism by killing innocent people."
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i'm sorry if you can't tell these man are related there's no hope for you
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"when you see only one set of footprints in the sand it was then that I carried you"
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*watches cillian murphy have a three-hour dissociative episode culminating in an unequivocal visualization of world-wide doom and destruction*
“but he didn’t make it clear enough the bomb was BAD!!”
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a TL melodrama in 4 acts – you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll stand up and cheer
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Why has Hollywood failed to produce a truly great soccer movie?
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we simply do not deserve chance, he's too pure and joyful for this world
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today i learned mattel sued aqua’s record label about this song leading to a legal battle that ended with the official judgement that “both parties need to chill”
If tomorrow’s BARBIE trailer doesn’t feature Aqua’s “Barbie Girl,” then what are we doing here?
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you know what foundational millennial text we don't talk about enough? angus thongs and full-frontal snogging
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just thinking about this quote from jamie lee curtis for no particular reason at all
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i want to know how long the PAs driving the van had been working, and whether they got proper turnaround; the way the industry treats PAs, i’ve dreaded something like this for a long time
Two Actors Dead, Six Injured In Auto Accident Involving Crew From Netflix Series ‘The Chosen One’
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SILICON VALLEY IS REALLY OUT HERE REINVENTING THE EZ BAKE OVEN FOR $400 I'M OUT
We tried the 'Keurig for food' — here's how it works
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every bureaucrat in oppenheimer is a solipsistic, short-sighted narcissist intent only on furthering their own agendas, which is to say it's a perfect depiction of american governance
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agnes varda literally stepping on a man's back to shoot her first film, an absolute icon
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i can't help but think the fact that we witnessed the death of millions of people and the institutional disregard for that loss has something to do with all the killings we're seeing over minor social interactions
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i feel like i spend all day trying to wake up and all night trying to get tired
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"i've yassified her to maintain anonymity" will ring through my head forever like a clear and beautiful bell
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top gun and mission impossible are way more propagandizing than oppenheimer imo
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it’s also funny to see people call christopher nolan a conservative when he’s a. british b. so obviously neoliberal
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@BrandyLJensen
its so impressive she successfully made herself unattractive through sheer vibes
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please don't ignore the ethnic cleansing israel is carrying out on palestinians
Hard to capture how deeply horrifying this video is. Thousands of Israeli Jews singing about revenge, chanting "Yimach shemam (may their names be erased)," dancing as a fire burns on the Temple Mount.
This is genocidal animus towards Palestinians — emboldened and unfiltered.
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@violentlyepic
it would be so different if they were children but that lady said she was like 27???
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@DarnedFrenchman
i don't think that's a "problem" for the movie, it's just personal taste – which is totally fair!
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when u know all the steps u need to take to fix ur life but it's too overwhelming to start
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@sparrowmedia
@GrandHyattDC
harboring white supremacists is not a great look!! you definitely had warnings about the kinds of people who would be coming into town for this rally, hope you don't make the same mistake for the next one!
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my dad asked if it was true elon musk was dating beloved country singer “leann grimes”
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if they don't immediately scrap this and reallocate that money towards rebuilding the bridge everyone in baltimore should riot
Baltimore’s new $1 billion jail will be most expensive state-funded project in history
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self-love IS progressive, especially if ur not conventionally attractive, but self-love does NOT equal entitlement to other ppl's attention
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@AkilahObviously
yep. it's appalling. i'm wondering if SAG or someone will/can do anything about it?
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good things to try in 2017:
1. therapy
2. minding your own business
3. being kind
4. saying no to things you don't genuinely want to do
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it's like there's just been a collective devaluing of life
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can't imagine anything that would make me feel less safe
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when good charlotte said “they got mansions, we should rob them,” we should have listened
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productions often force crews to drive long distances after working over 12+ hour days and put their lives in danger. this is the same carelessness and greed that let to halyna hutchin's death last year and there needs to be a serious reckoning across the industry
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things dying at alarming rates:
bees
polar icecaps
edible fish
giraffes
penguins
indri lemurs
reproductive rights in america
hope
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me cultivating my personal and professional relationships, taking care of myself, and minding my manners
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breaking: according to new religious scholar, god is a Very Good Boy
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there are accidents and deaths during film shoots that aren't reported because they happen "off set," in vehicles driven by overworked and exhausted crews. this is a WELL-KNOWN issue and yet it persists because bosses are too cheap to hire enough drivers
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i want to be clear that i am NOT blaming the drivers, i am blaming the people who force them to work untenable hours and create dangerous situations. my heart goes out to every PA on a film set reading about this accident, terrified it could've been them
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@evepeyser
@mekosoff
"even though i'm not attracted to her i still HAD to sit ther for two hours and pretend not to be complete snake" i'm spitting
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terry crews is genuinely an amazing role model, god bless
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@Boringstein
too hard to pick just one but haven’t seen any love for steve martin but i hear “I MISCOUNTED THE MEN LIZ!” in my head all the time
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i will always be a crew-first producer and proud of it. fuck your budget, i care about my people
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are we sure gwyneth paltrow isn't actually a performance artist living out an extremely long-con parody?
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i had a conversation with another producer recently about how it was only a matter of time before there would be a big passenger van accident. every production manager knows this is a risk and its our responsibility to prevent it by ensuring drivers get proper turnaround
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i love how careful she is to tell no lies lmfao a master at work
“where are you from?”
“the *accent* is australian”
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i once had to drive a full van home after my third overnight in a row, on literally about 3 hours of sleep, and it was the single most terrifying experience of my life. there is NO JUSTIFICATION for putting lives at risk this way.
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my uncle got me these business cards to hand out when i get hit on, i fucking love my family
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@stefabsky
jump the fence at the cincinnati zoo and play with the animals. i would NOT *liberate* them i don't want all that responsibility i just want to swim with fiona
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i don’t even know how to read that number
Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,499,246,043,056
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i just overheard a girl say "people here are always surprised to learn my family has multiple chainsaws" and i have to say, i was surprised
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the thing about suing your victim for defamation is that even if you lose, you still win because you’ve forced them to relitigate and relive their trauma over and over and the abusers bringing these cases bank on that
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when i haven't seen my friends for too long and i'm finally back in my their arms
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"i believe monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfections" what a beautiful speech i love GDT
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@Muna_Mire
it's a lot like what happened with furniture, just starting a decade or so later
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like christine blasey ford, i grew up in a suburb of DC. i went to parties just like those she described. after one, i was raped by a wealthy white boy like brett kavanaugh and it sickens me to imagine the validation he feels watching all of this
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goal for 2017: stop weaving elaborate tapestries of who people could be; focus on who they're showing you they are
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IF YOU ARE COMING OFF THE MANHATTAN BRIDGE AND NEED SHELTER, DM ME!!!
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well, yes! this is how art departments on films work! you can't use real book covers for copyright reasons so they literally always make a book sleeve for another book
This scene has always bothered me because there is so way that book is the bell jar. The bell jar is a very short novel. They literally made a book sleeve for another book.
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“that’s for bob iger” iktr!!!!!!
Iman’s response to
#TheMarvels
box office is single handedly the greatest answer to this whole thing. Shawty said “I did my job and got mine, I ain’t pocket watching”. She’s a gawdamn STAR.
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