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Big Macs, buckets and Batista Bombs. | Now: High School Sports Reporter for @journalsentinel. | Past: @FanSided, @TheNewsDispatch, @BleacherReport, @ASeaOfBlue.

Milwaukee, WI
Joined August 2010
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LMAO, I forgot about this one yesterday.
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In other news, lemons are yellow.
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If you didn’t watch the 2013 Lynx, I truly don’t care about your opinion on anything WNBA in the present day.
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🎨.
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Maya Moore postseason tough shotmaking
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I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad.
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Jack Soble
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Penn State head coach James Franklin once again criticized Notre Dame’s independent status at Big Ten media days. “Everybody thought I was slighting Notre Dame [before the Orange Bowl]. I’ve been saying that for 10 years!”. (via @michaelniziolek)
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A quick break from the party today to call out another liar.
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(And a union buster too, but yes, all of this.).
@HurtKull
Otis P. Stinktrigger
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sure hogan was a liar, a racist, a sex pervert and a manipulator but people need to keep in mind that he was also a terrible wrestler.
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I’m not listening to nobody with a dead black cat for a Jheri curl on his head, especially someone defending Terry Bollea. You must be crazy.
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@SayMane901
Ed Memphis from Ain’t It Mane Content
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To all the goofy Blacks saying stupid sh!t about Hulk Hogan passing today
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RT @poisonouspixies: we’re throwing hulk-a-roos on the stove
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Well, now I’m obligated to watch this again.
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Might wear the shirt today, too.
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Rest in piss, bozo.
@TMZ_Sports
TMZ Sports
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Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old 💔🕊️
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I’m gonna yell this when I have to watch Daniel Jones take snaps for my favorite NFL team this season.
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deadlock didn’t change my entire vocabulary just to be snubbed like this.
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I want this man arrested.
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Faye Jackson
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My hatred for Big E is one thing but who hates Rey Mysterio????? 😭😭😭😭
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49 runs in six games since the break and Colson Montgomery looks like a player.
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