this cardi b album really has crack in it because i listen to it every single day.

Putting it in cash app*

An iced coffee costs about $5 a day. That’s roughly $35 per week or $140 per month. Now you’re spending $1,680 per year. Over the course of 10 years that’s $16,680, which is not enough to make a down payment on house. So, enjoy your iced coffee.

“OMG I’d love to, but I’ve got this baseball thing.” -me, from now until October-ish

THE APRIL ARIES WHEW

my unfinished games watching me start a new playthrough of a game i’ve played 37 times

My manager watching me leave work at 5 pm when my shift ends at 5 pm.

BEYONCÉ via her website, 4k thread

For the first time in months I have been cuddled up in my blanket literally ALL day watching movies and haven’t done a single thing. It’s been exceptional.

seeing the waitress walk by with food that i thought was mine

The groceries I just bought watching me order food on Uber Eats

me when I accidentally say something mean because I'm in a really bad mood

This is me looking at my $200 worth of groceries I bought

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had is read a book for a minimum of 2 hours per day would you take it?

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

How I feel after a shower, doing skincare and putting on perfume

https://t.co/XbeDx1luBv

i’ll take video games and books ty

life imitates art

february 14, saturday...