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My tech stuff is all on reddit or linkedin. Just here to watch the world burnn

Joined December 2008
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Cory
5 months
Infrastructure-as-Code modules shouldn't just wrap cloud service APIS. They should encode operational expertise and simplify dev workflows. Why most teams get abstractions wrong and how to fix it:. 🔗
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3 days
If you know someone that works on OpenAI's 'memory' feature, will you please punch them in the face for me?.
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9 days
Set aside whatever opinion you have of Alligator Alcatraz. They spent $450 million on it. Tents on a tarmac. In today’s dollars the Empire State building would’ve cost $600 million to build. These people are woefully incompetent at spending money. $450 million PER YEAR.
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23 days
It’s like I live in a mouse house
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Cory
26 days
We're considering adding 'virtual semver requirement' tags to our OCI registry. I like immutable build artifacts, and I like SemVer. Pushing 1, 1.3, and 1.3.9 to give end-users flexibility in requirements sucks that you have to give up immutability and push shit three times.
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27 days
I made an elixir plug that lets you disable phoenix routes and plugs based on environment variables. We are using it do disable things like our AWS MarketPlace integration, Stripe webhook handlers, and alpha API endpoints in our self-hosted product. Would anyone find this.
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27 days
Me looking at danger when I'm deploying on a Friday at 7PM trying to get something out before the weekend.
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Cory
1 month
Dog Catching a Tootsie Pop. Digital artifact, 2025
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1 month
We’re in Dumber Idiocracy.
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Cory
1 month
LLM. Little lying motherfucker.
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Cory
1 month
RT @software_daily: Cory O’Daniel is the CEO of @massdriver and Malcolm Matalka is a Co-Founder at @terrateamio, and both are founding memb….
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Cory
2 months
Believe it or not I vibe coded this from a bash script in 10 minutes. Enjoy the fruits of my labor.
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Cory
2 months
A blessing up your mix .
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2 months
I'm even this way in my commits.
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Cory
2 months
Parked a new hex package. Is the logo just right or what?.
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2 months
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2 months
Can you overdose on onions?.
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2 months
Someone put a billion percent tariff on these nasty little things.
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2 months
RT @coryodaniel: @FreckledLiberty For the dudes.
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2 months
My 5yo has more money in his 529 than my entire Masters' degree cost. I don't know if I over did it or if shit will just be more unaffordable and this shit is 2038 pennies.
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