Infrastructure-as-Code modules shouldn't just wrap cloud service APIS. They should encode operational expertise and simplify dev workflows. Why most teams get abstractions wrong and how to fix it:. 🔗

Every time I look at a printer, I’m marvel at how magic they are while also wanting to punch everybody involved in making it in the face.

@elixirlang Only downside is dialyzer in 'test' env brings a lot of _case.ex noise, so my dialyzer config is LONG ᵃᶠ.

Lemme see your @elixirlang mix aliases. Curious what upgrades y'all got. I find absinthe schema and ecto dump don't slow my TDD loop at all and I keep my agent up-to-date with those two schemas. I run `mix ci` in my pre-commit. #myelixirstatus

If you know someone that works on OpenAI's 'memory' feature, will you please punch them in the face for me?.

Set aside whatever opinion you have of Alligator Alcatraz. They spent $450 million on it. Tents on a tarmac. In today’s dollars the Empire State building would’ve cost $600 million to build. These people are woefully incompetent at spending money. $450 million PER YEAR.

It’s like I live in a mouse house

We're considering adding 'virtual semver requirement' tags to our OCI registry. I like immutable build artifacts, and I like SemVer. Pushing 1, 1.3, and 1.3.9 to give end-users flexibility in requirements sucks that you have to give up immutability and push shit three times.

I made an elixir plug that lets you disable phoenix routes and plugs based on environment variables. We are using it do disable things like our AWS MarketPlace integration, Stripe webhook handlers, and alpha API endpoints in our self-hosted product. Would anyone find this.

Me looking at danger when I'm deploying on a Friday at 7PM trying to get something out before the weekend.

Dog Catching a Tootsie Pop. Digital artifact, 2025

We’re in Dumber Idiocracy.

LLM. Little lying motherfucker.

RT @software_daily: Cory O’Daniel is the CEO of @massdriver and Malcolm Matalka is a Co-Founder at @terrateamio, and both are founding memb….

Believe it or not I vibe coded this from a bash script in 10 minutes. Enjoy the fruits of my labor.

A blessing up your mix .

I'm even this way in my commits.

Parked a new hex package. Is the logo just right or what?.