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being friends with americans is so fucking weird you guys are so weird you think all your brands and experiences are universal you'll just be like yeah on sunday i went to the dongbonkles for a stack of bepleys dinkyes like im supposed to fucking know what that means by default
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when people don't like pacific rim for reasons like "oh it doesn't make sense" "oh it's dumb" FOOLS you miss the POINT which is LOVE MAKES ROBOTS PUNCH. what else do you WANT from a film. what else do you want from ART
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oh sure when an anime character has eyebags and messy hair it's hot but when i do it it's "worrying" and im "scaring the hoes"
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artists are too fucking powerful they're like "omg here's a two minute doodle!" and throw the fucking sistine chapel in my stupid face
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artists no delete december is you're not allowed to use ctrl z or the eraser or delete. every line you draw is now there permanently. live with your choices you cowards move forward and bear the burden of your photoshop pen
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god i love hearing about my mutuals' studies bc it's like wow this kid hangs out on twitter chatting with me about anime and then fucks off to MED SCHOOL where they are learning HEALING SCIENCE for HUMAN PEOPLE. and they talk about ANIME
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zag in promo art: intense, roguish, devil-may-care, bad boy
zag in hadesgame the game: erm excuse me mister rock 🥺👉👈
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also fuck you you never translate your measurements you're just like yeah forty pounds! Three feet two inches! and im like oh yeah surely i can work that out with logic, like how there are one thousand grams in a KILOgram, surely it's based on tens or hundreds or
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"it's 96 degrees today in fahrenheit" sure why not i can also make up temperatures. it's 427 degrees today in my system that puts 0 as the temperature of my cold tea that i forgot to reheat
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i mean i know you don't know what australian shit is either but at least WE know we're weird for calling ice cream on soda a spider or whatever
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i know tumblr is a hellhole but we have to acknowledge twitter is so much worse when it comes to posting and archiving content there is basically no way to find anything ever again or even prove it ever existed
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why SIXTEEN OUNCES. AND WHAT'S A FUCKING OUNCE AND WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW OR BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE THIS
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i love projecting onto fictional little guys. they're going through the worst atrocities known to man and im nodding sagely like yes... im just like you. the suffering and the agonies. you with your apocalyptic end times, me with my public transport and employment
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ppl learning english as a second language and using it colloquially are fucking champions imagine learning the rules of this language which make no sense and then going on twitter and everyone's like yep we don't follow those rules you have to learn these NEW UNWRITTEN rules
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formal apology to every server ive ever joined it always goes like this: i join > i introduce myself > oh my god this is going so fast > everyone is talking at each other so much they all know each other > panic > i am silent for the rest of time
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i need zag to be a befriendable npc in hades 2 because as the protag he's the one always giving gifts to everyone and chasing them down to increase friendship and it's HIS turn. it's HIS turn to receive a barrage of gifts. it's HIS turn for me to not leave him alone
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melinoë: so zagreus that's basically the story of how kronos is going to ruin everything. what do you think? can i come into the underworld?
zagreus: holy shit, you've seen the moon?
melinoë: will you help me save our father?
zagreus: the moon in the fucking sky?
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some tips for grammar, formatting, and posting fic on ao3 🤎 i hope it's a little bit helpful to someone out there!
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me: what made you decide to go into law
coworker: i was studying politics and econ and thought i wasn't getting the whole picture so I wanted to learn about the systems underpinning everything. you?
me: ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ
coworker: ace attorney
me: ʸᵉᵃʰ
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dimitri: the dimitri you know is dead. all that is left is the irredeemable monster you see before you
sylvain not looking up from his magazine: say fuck for me buddy?
dimitri:
dimitri, quietly: heck
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edgeworth: show me proof!!!
me: uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *saves* i don't have proof
mia: wrong
me: copy that *loads save* of course i have proof you absolute buffoon what do you take me f
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the overwhelming gamer experience of getting arsene in p5 and being like WOW! MY SOUL DEMON! HE'S SO COOL AND SYMBOLIC! and five minutes later getting locked into sacrificing him to make a little fucking dude in a pot. this is like the persona version of marrying chrom
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wish writers had sketchdumps. wish it was acceptable for me to put seventeen disjointed paragraphs on a page for eight highly specific aus nobody will ever see again and just toss it into the winds
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the shade who died of hemlock is officially identified in the game files as "not socrates". thanks hades the game by supergiant
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man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense
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this is HUBERT. this is WEED HUBERT
Serebii Picture: Official artwork for Brassius, the Grass-type Gym Leader from Artazon
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please don't take your fear out on random asian people... you're not going to get sick just from ordering food from a chinese restaurant... the virus isn't being carried by the Concept of being asian
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wolfwood: im nicholas d wolfwood
vash: ah! im vash "a" the stampede. hehe
wolfwood: ?
meryl: what's with the "a"
vash: arent we all saying our cup size
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today someone asked my evidence teacher about objection protocol and he actually said "honestly, the objection is a placeholder. object first, then take a few moments to think about what the objection is. you don't have to know. it's more instinctive than anything." and just
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zagreus: im cold
thanatos: take my cloak.
patroclus: im cold too
achilles:
patroclus: aren't you going to let me wear your clothes
achilles: (firmly) not after last time
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oh my god he blushes!!! if you stand near him for too long!!!
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In Twitter's new checkmark system, each colour has a different function. Yellow checkmarks are electric. They will electrocute you. Green checkmarks are alarm checkmarks. If you step on them you will have to fight a monster. Orange checkmarks are orange scented. They will make yo
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no writing will ever top phoenix wright ace attorney making edgeworth an insufferable bitch baby for a full game and then within one case making every single player collectively decide to lay down their lives for him
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patroclus: ah, stranger. achilles was just telling me of orpheus. almost saved his beloved from the underworld armed only with a lyre. impressive. you play the lyre, don't you, achilles?
achilles: ʸᵉˢ
patroclus: and what did you do when you lost me, achilles
achilles: ᵈᶦᵉᵈ
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hate that the romance bug made people think gale was a pushy flirt. man's first personal scene is an intimate foray into the metaphysical and he doesn't clock that you might be into him until you beam your mental fanart of kissing him in the moonlight directly into his brain
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sylvain: sex ed in faerghus is a joke. ask those guys where babies come from.
felix: parents battle for 3 days and then slice a cloud open with a sword. a baby falls out. victory determines genes.
dimitri: the goddess sends babies with storks :)
ingrid: yeah the sword cloud thing
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in the same way that news is always delivered via destiel on tumblr i expect all recommendations on twitter to be delivered via wolfwood from now on
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trigun is seriously like hehe what if there was a silly little man and then it waits for me to go omgg i love those (bites the fishhook) and then it grabs me by the collar and is like What if instead of Jesus Christ dying for your sins he lived for your sins instead. What then
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i assumed poseidon calling zagreus "little hades" was just a cute nickname but he just called hades "big hades" does he maybe just... not know zag's name
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hilda, on confessional cam: the thing is prince dimitri is so earnest he just falls for everything. it's not even fun to prank him anymore. he's been looking for claude's lost updog for twenty minutes now and he didn't even ask what it was
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zag SHOULD be the new cerberus and he's the final bastion but you can get him out of your way by going LOOK AT THIS MORTAL TREASURE I BROUGHT YOU and like handing him a sponge
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sylvain: so your highness are you an ass man or a boob man
dimitri: with all that i have done i do not know that i ought to be called a man
sylvain:
sylvain: cool! so felix are you
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i can't waittt to find out more about melinoë's personality they're giving us badass girlboss energy from her right now but they can't fool me. ive met zagreus i know that bad boy facade hides the most polite creature of all time. i want to see the true melon
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simple but oft-overlooked advice for fic posting:
- if your tags fill the entire screen, you have too many. tag PREMISE and WARNINGS. tags do not need to explain everything that goes in the fic. that's what the fic is for.
- do not put "i suck at summaries lol" in your summary.
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im begging y'all to stop putting shit like "this sucks" "probably ooc" "im bad at writing" in your own god damn fic tags/summaries/whatever. it doesn't help you and it doesn't help the reader. there is quite literally no point or benefit to beating yourself down. it just sucks.
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i know losing akira shakira is disappointing but consider this alternative. my name's ren and
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i swear astarion disapproves at the most wackadoodle times it's like
npc: where do you stand on the Evil Society for Setting Tiny Puppies and Kittens on Fire and Launching Them into the Atmosphere
tav: think they're bad
astarion: why are you such a fucking bleeding heart liberal
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i always forget how nuts akechi is in p5 he seriously shows up out of batshit nowhere like Hi! One cappuccino please. Do you hate me? By the way, my father is the scum of the earth. I think we are soulmates
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spider-man and vash would NEVER fight. pete would attack vash by mistake, vash all webbed up would be like wait! can't we talk it out :( and pete would be like huh wuh oh yeah okay sure and then they'd get coffee. then they'd probably kiss
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can we talk about what's really important here btw there's a fucking horse
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just realised astarion literally might not know he has a super visible bite mark on his neck and maybe that's why he doesn't cover it. i mean it's not like he can see it and there's no reason for anyone in his past to have mentioned it to him
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i love accidentally entering dialogue as astarion because i always pick the goody two shoes options and im just imagining him gritting his fucking teeth promising that yes he will help all the little woodland creatures because tav is fervently gesturing at him to please play nice
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dimitri but he has tony hawk's existential nightmare so everywhere he goes he's like may i please buy some fish
fishmonger: hey you look like the king
dimitri: is that so
fishmonger: wonder what he's up to right now!
dimitrI: this
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so funny that felix's dislikes include his father and you just assume because it's fire emblem that he has a shitty garbage dad and then rodrigue shows up and he's literally just a guy
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i just remembered this again and started laughign so hard i choked and started coughing so it's true everyonge akechi goro is a serial murderer adn
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if zagreus is also chained up im marching in there myself with my infernal arm Big Stick aspect of Give Him Back
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ok wait so. ok wait. wait ok wait. wait. melinoë seems to be trying to break into the underworld. zag is working security for the underworld. wouldn't it be funny if
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shoutout to every trigun content maker sitting in the same dubiously defined amalgamated stampede/98/trimax universe where we all just pick whatever details we like from wherever and don't explain
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hades game: we will tell you if a pot contains money. do you understand? it will be shiny, and conspicuously glittery, so you will know if a pot contains money or if it does not contain money, like these pots, which don't c--
me charging into them at top speed anyway:
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every lactose intolerant person holds within themselves the natural spirit of rebellion
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my favourite thing about the writing in p5 is how subtle it is
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why does this literally look like he is shyly asking you to please be his date to the senior prom but only if you don't mind or have other plans
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being blocked by someone you've never even heard of is like finding torches and signs of an explosion in a minecraft cave you're a hundred percent sure you've never been to
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you can only punch monsters with big robots if you have bonds with other people like that's it why are we still making movies we solved everything
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phantom thieves play among us is a concept i am now obsessed with because it would be such a fucking disaster. nobody trusts akechi even when he's telling the truth. ren lies through his teeth and is trusted every single time. ryuji accuses everybody at random, loudly
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one thing i do love about the writing of 3h is the bias in storytelling from each person it's so REAL. felix makes it sound like he was a hardcore kid always training with a sword and sparring seriously with his brother and then his friends are like no he cried ALL THE TIME
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I never paid attention to the seminar descriptions but this is so fucking funny. Felix teaches you how to beat the shit out of someone with your bare fists using a method he invented himself and is demonstrably not good at
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fucks me up how wolfwood clearly behaves like a guy who doesn't expect to live for very long but after meeting vash realises he's not done actually and he wants to live. he wants to stay. in 98 especially the way that happens is, you know, it's a lot
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gotta say canon is really funny for maybe implying that zag was quietly nursing a crush on thanatos from afar and then when than cut his hair zag got so offended that his first ever actual interaction with than was "hey what the fuck and how could you do this to me, personally"
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patroclus: here's your kiss of styx, stranger. bottoms up
zagreus: (obediently starts getting up)
achilles: (gently pressing him back down) the drink, lad
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ok so wine to astarion tastes like vinegar and food tastes like ash, because he is a vampire, and food and drink are meant for mortals. my question is can astarion taste flavoured vape juice, which is meant for no sentient being in existence? can vampires vape
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theory that persona music is based on protag's personality which is why p3 is all ominous edgy and p4 is sunshine and love and p5 is whatever the jazzy refined dork music genre embodiment is of someone who says "i dig it" and "you were groovin'!" and "i was entranced..."
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