Ryan Brookshire
@correctbehavior
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🎹 MD 🎸 writer 🥸 performr 🌙 impostr 🌴 LA 🦉 Sing Out, Louise! @ UCB 🎭 THEE Improvised Musical @ Elysian 🤠 Georgia Tennessee
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2010
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who finish what they start
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Ironically, Frank Sinatra grew to hate "My Way" but had to keep giving the people what they wanted. The so-called Chairman of the Board, like some minimum wage Burger King employee, essentially said Fine, have it YOUR way
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i used to have pet peeves then they grew huge, took over the house, & put *me* in the crate!
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Life is what happens while you're busy avoiding other plans
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Haunt (2019) alternate titles: 👹 Texas Chainsaw Maze-acre 👹 Children of the Korn 👹 A Quiet Face 👹 Clan's Labyrinth 👹 Indiana Jones & the Temple of Goon 👹 Hostel 2: Electric Boogaloo 👹 The Haunting of Hell House LLC 👹 Insane Clown Posse 👹 Face/Off
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Come make up songs with me! I'm teaching a 6-week Intro to Musical Improv—with a class show—at the lovely @LyricHyperion. Sunday afternoons starting August 18, all levels welcome! Thank you @fernandoafunes' The Lyric Hyperion & Glendale Room Training Center 🎹🎭🎶💖
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Something's Gotta Give As Good As Is It Gets Complicated. Mamma Mia!
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(in your funkiest George Clinton voice) my pheromones give her feral moans
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thirst traps don't work on me, i'm a fucking camel (i hump myself)
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most people don't know this but Wayne's World is actually a sequel to the far superior Wayne's Park
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coworker described my vibe as "the disaster movie scientist no one listens to" 💀
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BREAKING: Podcaster starts second podcast to work through divorce caused by first podcast
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me personally? I'd rather be left alone in the woods with a man than a bear. I'd kill the man: one less man in the woods! #ally
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Jk, callbacks are a rarity for us all! Also, this isn't actually in reference to anything specific, I just like it ok!
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I'm gonna leave this world like I entered it: kicking & screaming & covered in goo
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I'm a financier I see-yer finances I don't have any, but I see yers
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I have the patients of a saint (I kidnapped a bunch of patients from St. Jude hospital)
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I plan to die like I was born: at the hands of a man in rubber gloves
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imposter syndrome? i wish! the shrinks tell me i've merely got type 2 fraud disorder but that i'm probably faking
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