me when I see a Pancheros burrito

when someone asks if you wanna get ice cream

“Handoff to Pacheco”

Idk when we decided Snoop Dogg was the official US mascot, but I hope it never changes.

I mean, if I’m being honest Kylie went out and bought them last minute and packed them for me.

i dont think y’all understand how crazy this would be. miley will step on that stage like “i hopped off the plane” and she’ll point the mic to the audience and they’ll scream “AT LAX WITH A DREAM AND MY CARDIGAN” so loud the earth will literally shake

happy birthday to a baddie, love u

This afternoon officers responded to a family of ducklings being attacked by a hawk on Dodge Campus. As officers arrived, the mother duck and her chicks sought protection under one of our police cars. The ducklings and mother were relocated to a safe area in Elmwood Park.

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Brady Held has matched Jack White, who is currently with the Mariners organization, for the single-game strikeout record, each with 11 strikeouts. Come out for more fun today at Glacier Bank Park. Kids 12 and under can run the bases after the game! First pitch is at 1:05.

One more spot in the Natty is on the line ⚔️ (4) @GatorsSB 🆚 (2) @OU_Softball ⏰ 2 PM ET 📺 ESPN #WCWS

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MAMA’S GRIPPIN ON HER HIP ON THE

Ya smell that ?? Smells like margarita pitchers outside

Queso = Spanish for cheese K, so = a Midwestern woman explaining the plan that just changed

Sobering satellite imagery of the supercell that just produced the extremely violent Omaha, Nebraska tornado.

“Chief, we have 30-40 houses gone. We need mass casualty resources..” #OmahaScanner #TornadoOmaha2024

How does one define Creighton Basketball? Just watch #GoJays x #MarchMadness

WE'RE DANCING! #GoJays