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phillies really went hmmm how do we celebrate the phanatic’s birthday where many children will be present and settled with “have a guy continuously bully him and then be consumed by The Yellow One” baseball is a perfect sport
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trans people: hey JK Rowling’s rhetoric is really damaging and harmful to my entire self and identity and people should not continue to support a franchise that directly finances and emboldens that shitty rhetoric
some of you: but I read the books when I was 10 :/
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random coming out post but it’s 2023 and hi I’m queer :) I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking abt my sexuality + while I’m not sure what lil box I go in, I for sure know my attraction isn’t limited to cis men + I owe it to myself to explore that even if I can’t define it💗🏳️🌈
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got another Philly badge of honor today — my car fell in a sinkhole and 3 guys sat on the roof of my car while another guy drove it out while drinking dunkin and smoking a cigarette then proceeded to get into a fight with the cop that showed up
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Kylo Ren: I’ve had years of training in both the light and dark side of the force you FOOL
Rey defeating him with no previous or proper training:
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guys we gotta be supportive and not pretend like we’re smarter than other people guys cmon please
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my boss asked for a photo of myself so I can be properly introduced to my team since I’m working remote, should I send this yes or no
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"So here we have dual meteorite craters-"
"Space butt"
"-formed by a synchronous impact of-"
"SPACE BUTT"
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1 thing about me I am physically unable to deny myself a lil treat!!! every single day I need a tiny treat!!!!!! dessert? new keyboard? blanket in the dryer? order takeout? buy a lil bev?? stay in bed the extra 5 mins?? yes!! don’t mind if I do!! I am so little in this world!!!!!
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sorry if you follow my personal instagram and already saw this but I’ve decided my style is 20-Something Year Old Teacher That Tries Way Too Hard To Get Her Students To Like Her thank you
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everyone keeps putting me low on the streamer fight tier lists forgetting that I’m 7’5” and these are my fighting clothes
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I could take 5 showers today or I could take none that's what america is
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if you own a bass guitar and can't even play the bass line for Seinfeld just throw that thing away right now throw it right in the trash
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some of you have enough followers to fill a town doesn't that terrify you
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POV: you see me at twitchcon and I’m about to kick ur ass bc I’m only able to express excited emotions in a violent way
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just learned about dry shampoo hold on and wait a second
THIS IS DAY 4 HAIR
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I have the incredible privilege of not relying on streaming as my main source of income, and for that reason, I'm donating every dollar I make from Twitch the rest of Nov and Dec towards a non-profit organization committed to aiding in relief for Palestinians with a 2x match 🇵🇸
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I just wanna say hey I have a lot of life changes happening right now and it’s made streaming feel weird + hard + not “valid” bc I don’t feel deserving of things I can’t put 100% of myself into — but for everyone that continues to show up and say “good stream”: thank you :’)
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trying to be gentler to myself when it comes to taking photos so twitter gets em bye !!!! I also don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures and you’re not allowed to ask me about it unless my lawyer is present!!!!!!
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I’m really bad at taking photos of myself but this one had me thinking we may possibly by chance be so fucking back ?
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mfw I win the punchlor bc of a “I hardly know her” joke :’)
I had a blast today thanks to
@katiepunchh
!!!! I’m looking forward to getting all of your assets
@cjyaTV
:) <3
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thoughts about Palestine that no one asked for but I’m gonna share anyway 🍉
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MY NEIGHBOR JUST TEXTED ME ASKING TO GO TO HAPPY HOUR WITH HER IVE BEEN WANTING TO BE HER FRIEND SINCE SHE MOVED IN THIS IS HUGE FOR ME
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permission to point out how cute that dog is outside your honor
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by age 30 you should have a restaurant chain that you have designated as your enemy
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hi I just wanna say thanks for such a REALLY fun stream last night, we weren't doing anything special and I normally steer clear of analytics but look at this random 12 hour stream we had?? huge thank u to everyone that raided/hung out, this is kinda wild to look at tytytyty :')
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lil happy tweet: I’m feeling more like myself than I’ve felt in a really long time! this is gonna be a banger year + moving to the east coast has really changed my life in a big good way :) I know I’m not streaming as much but just wanna say hey I’m good + I hope you are too!!!!!
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this one’s for the girls that wear the same exact jeans every day because it’s too high effort to plan other outfits and also the girls that don’t really like the haircuts they just got, we’re gonna be okay probably !! everyone else idk
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took a chance and went on a date tonight, tell me why this guy just said “dude you’re BOOBED UP” to my face like I won’t throw myself into the street causing a horrific traffic incident and creating a life long St Patrick’s day memory in front of him
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just wanna say this current threat to healthcare and human rights is a big fuckin deal and if you don’t support bodily autonomy and access to safe and affordable means of protecting that bodily autonomy I think you’re wack as hell and you are not welcome anywhere near me :)
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my coworker asked me if I was still on my parents health insurance and when I responded that you can’t after you turn 26 said straight to my face: “Oh that’s right I forgot you were a lot older than me”
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just referenced a bug in my code as “an uh oh” during a meeting
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fighting for my life on the toilet at work and someone came in and used the bathroom WHILE ON A WORK CALL
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saying I’m just an ally doesn’t feel like the whole truth anymore, and I need to stop gatekeeping my own self — for everyone that was there for the lil chat on stream, I really appreciate having a sweet group of people letting me open up like that y’all are very special 🥹💗
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reply to this and I’ll reply with a video aggressively telling you it’s gonna be a good day
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my mom: what did you even do on that club penguin website
me:
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happy international women’s day !!! we are allowed 2 kills today and that’s very exciting ✨
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I officially have a haircut tomorrow so I have to ask DO I GET STUPID LITTLE WHIMSICAL GIRL BANGS or do I stay chill and normal
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insufferable radio dj + pressed leaves to hang on wall + recovering curly hair + so much bangs :)
U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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recently told someone I streamed on twitch and they said "I can see that, you speak so eloquently!!" and I remembered my stream is actually this
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me: nah I don’t really NEED therapy rn I’m pretty okay at managing everything
also me: I won’t tell the mechanic I don’t want certain work done on my car bc that will disappoint him and he will get mad at me and dislike me and he’ll think about how much he hates me every day :)
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be careful while talking 2 me because I might fall in love with your dog
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feeling like starting Twitter beef does anyone want to fight with me online and not in real life because I’m 5’3”
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REMEMBERING MY
LIFE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL
IT’S FULL OF A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH REAL HARD AND FEEL SUPER LOVED AND CARED ABOUT
PICKED UP FINN FROM HIS BABYSITTER AND HE’S THE BEST AND MOST GOOFY MAN ALIVE
I GET TO LIVE IN PHILADELPHIA
KATAMARI
DAMACY
ON
SPOTIFY
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me still on a stream break from my move because my pc isn’t set up watching everyone play that poop lamb cult game when I wanna play poop lamb cult game
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The NYT still reporting the occupation of Palestine as the “Israel-Hamas war” is blatant irresponsible and disgusting journalism - an occupying imperialist power backed by major Western funding/artillery controlling the entire infrastructure of its “opponent” is not a war
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kinda having a tough time post-cross country move :’) does anyone have song recs that make you wiggle a lot and feel fresh and new and fun and happy!! I’m gonna build a pick me up playlist
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2% battery do I have enough to take a picture of my dog
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we saw you from across the bar and we want you to go monk mode with us
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bc this needs to be shared literally everywhere, one of my mods made this for my birthday and it’s REALLY AMAZING and I can’t believe doing goofy things on the internet turns into sweet things like this 🥺 throwback for anyone here for BB dad and DS mom — thank you Alex :’)
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moving to the other side of the country on Tuesday away from all my friends and family just hit me
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hey :) I’m gonna make my mom play smash or pass with me tomorrow :) reply with contenders below and if my mom says smash I’ll give you a high five
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me at everyone with a checkmark even if they didn’t pay for it
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gonna be honest things are Not Fun and Kinda Bad but also I have a tiny good sweet boy who lets me do this and that’s really nice
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I have never referred to anyone as bae and I hope I never have to
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sorry for yucky feels post but I’m feeling like this and it’s making showing up feel a lil hard, trying my best to get streams on track + deliver on things I’ve promised + make time to hang out with my friends — I’m Going Thru It and I’m sorry if I feel a lil off or flaky 💗
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it’s taking everything in me not to go for this cut and dye with silver, someone please talk me down
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guy just asked me if my “formative years were also spent on 4chan” after learning my music taste and now I think I hate myself! :) very cool!!!!
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it’s finally Dress Like That One Single Aunt You Have That Flirts With Every Waiter weather good luck out there
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in lieu of streaming because I unfortunately watch basketball games at night instead: look at my new Godzilla shirt!! I’m now a Full Time Godzilla Supporter!! :) I saw Godzilla Minus One 3 times and I think he should do whatever the hell he wants!!!
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I feel like most people are surprised when I tell them I didn’t date anyone until I was 21 and I just have to stress that this was me in high school for no reason I wasn’t even in theatre or anything
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went to NYC and this guy wouldn’t stop staring at me be safe out there everyone
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if anyone got pictures with me from twitchcon let me know!! I was definitely there and not at home!!!!! thank you for the pic
@Daydreamerdan_
:)
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