Define the Manchester United season without using words. #MUFC

LMAOOOO ONANA . The fact someone this bad is allowed to wear the crest of Manchester United is a complete disgrace. Been saying it from minute one. #MUFC.

Caught in the middle of a political battle, @BlackRock reaffirmed its focus is helping millions of Americans save for retirement. They warned that injecting politics from either side risks undermining financial performance.

Reminder: Onana is absolutely dreadful. /TEDTalk.

Just hit a drive 354 yards down the middle, so I think I’m going pro.

I will say that there’s many positives in that match. This looks like an entirely different side - pressing, quicker pace + creative juice up front. #MUFC.

Mbeumo, Cunha were brilliant today. Thought Casemiro’s passing, Mount + defense were also strong. Really unfortunate that goalkeeping let us down (again) & Ugarte poor. We’re a keeper and a midfielder away from a really good squad. #MUFC.

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THIS would be the most important signing of the summer. If not this summer, next.

I believe Manchester United wouldn't bid for Sesko if they didn't have the funds to do so. I agree with most that a midfielder is a priority, but I do think they'll pivot there and GK once some players leave. If not, focus on Mid/Def next summer.

This beat tho…. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. 🦉.

Ok, you have my attention @Battlefield.

It’s exhausting being a Manchester United fan. Literally exhausting on every level. Off-seasons aren’t fun, pre-seasons, the actual season. 2025/26 feels like a wash already. Bring on next summer.

It’s amazing how many times in your 40’s you go from “I still got it” to “I’m completely washed” in like the matter of 15 minutes, all of the time.

I played like…6-7 hours of softball this weekend. I don’t know who I’ve become.

Laughable that people thought Drake’s career was over. Nah. 🦉.

My daughter is having surgery today, and nothing will wake you up quicker in life than watching your kid being wheeled away to an OR in tears. Tough business, this parenting thing. 😢

The Jota news is tragic and heartbreaking for football, but I can’t believe the pain for his family. Just married. Life is so cruel. 💔.

I actually think the number is closer to $2-3 million per employee, but I think this was shocking enough and conservative.

Fun fact: Microsoft as a company makes over $400,000 in pure profit for every single one of its humans that it employs, every year. Let that sink in while you read today’s news, and tell me there isn’t something wrong with the amount of corporate greed within the industry.

I don’t ever want to hear “why don’t more players stay loyal to their team” again from sports fans.