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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent

@corey

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Retro-obsessive JavaScript toucher. Hottest Opinion: Old computers did fewer things and were therefore better. He/him.

La Honda, CA
Joined August 2006
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@RealCrookedNews
Crooked News
1 year
BREAKING: The Associated Press has called Delaware’s sole congressional seat for Sarah McBride. McBride will be the first openly transgender member of Congress.
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
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Adding more computers to the world is definitely good and we should keep doing it
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
2 years
“Oh you’re from California you must like to smoke trees” No they do that on their own, why don’t you puff puff pass me the inhaler
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
2 years
#WWDC23 my daily search for busted Datsuns on craigslist about to be like
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@jaredpalmer
Jared Palmer
3 years
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
3 years
Hey Elon since you’re taking a page from SomethingAwful how about a feature where we can pay $8 to change each others’ profile pictures? I’ll take my commission check by mail, put me in the screenshot, etc.
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@chazzydawgg
Chazzy
4 years
Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
Dear iOS developers who break password autofill on your app’s login screen: Why? 😒
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
Shed a patriotic tear today thinking about how great America is. Instead of dumb stuff like education and healthcare we spend money on important public services like BWOO PWANE GO FADST UWU #FleetWeekSF
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@corey
Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
Searching for lots of car parts means targeted ads get funnier
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@NintendoAmerica
Nintendo of America
4 years
The latest #NintendoSwitch update is now available, including the ability to pair Bluetooth devices for audio output. For more information, including restrictions on some features while using Bluetooth Audio, please visit the support page: https://t.co/vzAB6lZTDu
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
The thing that really drew me to rust is that it’s equal parts Very Serious and “shitposting on main”
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
Obviously modern PCBs work fine, but there's always going to be something special to me about the organic shapes of hand designed boards. Pictured: Datsun 280ZX instrument cluster PCB
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@corey
Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
We lost such a good one. cc @paulvixie
@textfiles
Jason Scott
4 years
For DEFCON Documentary (2012), I interviewed Dan Kaminsky @dakami for 30 minutes about DEFCON, speaking at hacking cons, and what he finds special about it all. With permission from @thedarktangent the full interview is out of the vaults and is up now: https://t.co/ZjKW3LIphp
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
I should point out that this is meant with love and affection. People will still be complaining that Nintendo consoles are underpowered after the sun burns out. And here's the source of the Miyamoto caricature, a guest strip for a defunct webcomic:
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
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@maximilian_
Maximilian Dood
4 years
RE: Casual players
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Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
If I could make a single request of Dr. @LisaSu , it would be to launch Digital River into the sun and contract with a more reputable/competent e-commerce vendor.
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@corey
Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent
4 years
Man. @AMD ’s online store is just a sick joke. I’ve solved at least a hundred reCAPTCHAs, just to learn that “Product could not be added to the cart”. @Google better start paying me for teaching their car how to drive.
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