Tremendous initial recording for this Sleep Milk thing. Excited to oh so gently lull all of you into a good night's rest.

#freechrischarlton

My daughter has begun referring to herself as "The Princess", like she's The Rock.

If you can't afford an acting coach, just have your loved ones throw you a bunch of surprise parties to varying degrees of success. That's what I'm doing. I hate it. (I also have a coach and she's amazing. Unless she is attending this party. In which case she is fired)

I hate that using a conditioner makes the floor of the shower so slippery. It makes me fearful. My day begins fearfully.

Overheard my wife tell someone "He got that dog in him, but that dog is Droopy the Basset Hound" She's not wrong.

Vicepress and @ThoughtBubbleUK giving the people what they want. Go buy some insane art from @mrflorey at the con this weekend. We will be. #theterminator #grailmovies #thoughtbubble #harrogate #everyman #thesexscenemusicisjusttheTerminatorthemeplayedsexily

Due to a cancellation, I've a couple of days open for a booking in early December if anyone wants to fund the @TrenchCrusade addiction that will define the next 10 year of my life.

If A Murder for One isn't the best song ever written from the perspective of a sad crow, it's definitely got to be top five.

My horrifically talented brother is playing the Underbelly at the Fringe for the next few weeks. Go check out @CrimeSceneImpro and entirely blow your lovely mind!

#Downloadfestival, please be nice to my voice. I have to be a young boy next week.

I try to approach every role like my studio dog approaches icecreams

Instead of recording, I had to spend this morning explaining to my mother that Josh DeLa Cruz from Blues Clues is not, in fact, CGI, he's just really good looking.

Remembered my editing hand has touched Kenta Kobashi. Should I have been charging more this whole time? Gravyforthebrain's rates page inconclusive

If Finland don't win then what are we even doing? #Eurovision2024

Bunch of fun jobs this week to supplement my main job which is never letting my daughter see the man I become when I want to go on a log flume and my wife doesn't want to go on a log flume but I want my wife to go on a log flume.

I am the youngest man alive.

Here’s a Facebook invite to our ep 6 reaction/Q&A stream!! 📸 Look at this post on Facebook

If England, rather than Japan, was the victim of the atomic bomb, Godzilla would probably be a great big badger.

Do Americans really not know who Take That are? Because I'm convinced my wife just feigns ignorance to make me furious. ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS OUR TIMBERLAKE