Hank
@coolguyhank
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Blogger. 2nd Team All-District. https://t.co/1dr9TfqxQd
Joined June 2011
With all this free time, I finally wrote something very special to me. Check it out.
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Remember junior year English class where they taught you every book ever written is based off The Odyssey? Oh yeah you don’t, and neither…
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The Monster Mash would be the prettiest first dance song but my fiancée isn’t ready for that conversation yet.
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First drink in over 120 hours. Wedding diet’s been going great — time to ruin it in one sitting.
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Real.
I can never go on a museum date with my girlfriend because what if they don't allow me to take her back home, since she's a work of art that should be displayed on a museum wall?.
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Hand up — I messed up. Sorry to my followers for the past couple tweets not allowing non-verified accounts to reply. Thank you @BobbyReifsnider for bringing this to my attention. Carry on.
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Thanks to everyone for tuning into my TikTok live. We finally got it!
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“Do you know who my dad is” will hold a lot of weight for my future children.
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Flooded with DM’s they are called “pub subs” which makes it sound even more delightful.
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Adding “get a sub from @Publix” to my bucket list. Don’t even know what state that is in, just feel like it’ll change my life.
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No stream from me today chat. Sorry for the inconvenience but focusing on my girl today, thanks for understanding.
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