*God Creating the Human Brain*.Oh I know, this one will be depressed and anxious at the same time, so they can fear death and embrace it.

legalize being a silly sexy man.

whens my gpu gonna do the math and predict me a wife!.

Its You!? I've been waiting to learn so much about you!.

oh well but ya no like.

. and his dad came so hard they named him Jerrold Spunk.

trappin out the outhouse.

you should just know its me by now why I gotta give you my name, a skin sample and the promise of 8 healthy young boys to grow into the men that I might never even dream of becoming!! Why do I have to promise that to you, and who are these women you keep throwing my way!.

if nobody explains the ricochet to me I might just keep failing forward.ie: The reaction to the action caused by the reaction to my action.

I'm attempting to reach as many people as I can about how many different ways to express one's misery in a fun anecdote that hopefully isnt too similar to someone else's.

sometimes you gotta know when to just listen, but now's not the time for that for me because I have to write the words of the post down so that one or many to all could read.

ISO: My Truth rn! Thanks in advance.

I dont even like figs! Could be the punchline of so many jokes right now.

Van Morrison is the GOAT for not mentioning the fact that his brown eyed girl didnt have two eyes, but rather one brown eye we love an inclusive king.

I can now bedrot at noon in peace.

ask your dentist today if being an in-dentures servant is right for you! Call now to amputate your teeth and install dentures for a huge fee today!.

lately I've been worried people see me as a depreciating nobody but yet I still try.

can I still put weed wacker on my resume if I dont do landscaping anymore?.

them: can I buy you a drink?.Me: Sure, I like drinks.*takes the drink home*.

me, Trying to flirt with my drink.Ooo Coke so spicy so bubbly, is that a new flavour i taste?.

"oh say can you see" is very ableist of a national anthem.