It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 16 Apr 2008 (via @twi_age).

This broken $30 part cost me over $3500 in repair costs and nearly 2 weeks of being ghosted by the dealership thanks to a mis-diagnosis and no recognition of the error during the repair. Thanks, @Avchevy (cc: @GM @chevrolet ) #AntelopeValley #LancasterCA

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

And @GM -> in the same vein, how does a broken clutch actuator cylinder pipe get misdiagnosed by that same dealership as a broken clutch assembly costing over $2500 in labor? That labor price seems *absurd* for a modern (2017), FWD compact.

Hey @GM - any reason why when I took my car in for service at the local dealership they didn't give any feedback on status for nearly 2 weeks, then when I say the word "manager" after 3 calls in 24 hours, its suddenly "the part is on your car and it just needs a test drive"?.

@BetsyCooney you're just jealous I haven't taken you up yet.

@BetsyCooney no, Saturday's are for flying.

545 am is a good time for a run, right? #ragnarrelay#patplaysathlete.

Go @LAGalaxy #MLSCup #fb http://t.co/nezuyfh6fb.

This isn't news, and yet it always surprises me when I (re) learn it: There is a second "Mean Girls".

Food truck FTW. Garlic fries mostly gone. #DogzillaHotDogs http://t.co/MNVa4zw77S.

Official time: 5:47:02. (Watch said 5:45:48. dunno where I lost a minute) #PatPlaysAthlete #fb.

Celebrating memorial day with @JetHawks baseball and @KineticBrewing beer. This works! #AVLife #MemorialDay #fb.

One again screwed by the useless @usps carrier. Today didnt attempt delivery (no knock), marked as delivered, & left the stupid note #FUUSPS.

Alright, @USPS , now it's war. This is the 3rd separate time that you've failed to deliver my coffee - that doesn't require signature. #fb.

.@MarsCuriosity at the #LAAirShow without vital flight equipment. Cc: @libbydoodle @arma358 http://t.co/qrQXaQvJp2.

Yeah, it's official. I hate the post office. They completely lack the ability to deliver a package when people can get them. .

@coon_dragon you'd be surprised. For the financial sector, Monte-Carlo simulations come to mind.

@coon_dragon ouch. Good luck. Just remember, series open the doors for integrals. Which are useful.

@coon_dragon not happy (at that). Also, somewhat like a slacker today (planned trainer workout that I slept though). How about yourself? :P.

Seriously @Delta. What the actual fuck w/ your new skymiles program? Ticket price instead of segments/miles? No notice to members via email?.