You wanna sleep in a man’s bed AFTER you declined his sexual advances?! Then gets mad when he sends you home. How are you even mad? You wanna wake up to his hard dick on your back? That’s his house and bed. Go home. He ain’t gotta let you sleep in his house. Let alone his bed
He says “oh, this your dick forever, I ain’t going nowhere” so now I’m riding harder. Bouncing on it. Grinding. Backflips and shit.
I gotta show out if this is my dick forever, Okay!
So boom. Fast forward.
Yesterday I took the pill around 4pm. I set up the nice lil dick appt. for later in the evening so the pill could have some time to kick in.
I’m drinking wine at the same time, because, wine goes straight to the pussy anyway.
It starts raining around 830p. So I’m like “it’s raining, outside and it’s about to rain in here”
The rain had me feeling all sexy and seductive. So I lit some candles and opened the window all the way.
So fat ma started to purr around 9p. The pill and the wine had kicked in. So now I’m rushing him to get here because I’m ready to put it on him.
I got up to get another glass of wine, and fat ma was leaking. I said “oh shit, it’s a slip n slide”
He dead ass looked me in my face and said. “You’re so frosty and creamy like a Krispy Kreme donut, why are you so wet?”
I’m not gonna tell him I took a pill so I’m like “I just missed this dick “
So he’s down there going to town. Moaning. Slurping. Fingering. And at this point I came twice. Just from the head.
I’m thinking to myself “bitch are you really ready for this dick tho? Fuck it. Take it like a champ”
One flick of his tongue on the clit lowkey sent my body into shock. Within 30 secs I was tryna push his face away.
Idk if this was the best eating he’d done so far or if it was the pill. Either way SHIT WAS 🔥
So at this point I know the climax for both of us is coming.
He grabbed me by my throat, I started seeing stars ✨ my body clenched up and we both exploded at the same time. That shit was magical.
When I came back downstairs his chin hit the floor. So I put Pu$$y fairy on the ihome real quick to set the mood.
I walk over to him on the couch and whispered in his ear “touch her”
The look on his face told me everything I needed to know
So we both roll over. Laying stretched out on the bed. Breathing hard as fuck.
I look over at his dick. It’s all white. So you know my stoopid ass, I take a pic for evidence. Because. Yeah.
Krispy CREAM!!!!!!
So as SOON as it slides in. The shock that went thru my body, the sound of juices splashing and the look on his face. I knew for sure this is what I came for!!!!
All he could say was “what the fuucckkk” and my body was already trembling. But I ain’t no punk so I saddled up
He talking that shit “fuucckk, you sucking the shit outta your dick” “what had gotten into you?” “Yiu so fucking nasty”
With every praise I can feel fat ma swelling up. I’m like “oh shit, the time is near”
Okay. So I been hearing and seeing these stories about this pill. Hadn’t been able to find it. So my homegirl mails me some from GA.
I was determined to be like Niagara falls
So. Now he’s here and I’m playing bartender. Making him margaritas to get him loose because he has no idea what’s coming next.
I’m ready. So I go slip into something a lil more comfortable
So I lean backwards so he can sit up and fuck me missionary. Boooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Splish splash.
And soon as he slid in I busted. Cream everywhere.
I’m going to town. You can hear the splashing. Bodies colliding. Heavy breathing and panting. Shit was fire.
I was only up there for like 3 mins. Boom. Squirt everywhere. I keep splashing. Shit felt so incredible.
I personally KNOW men that were groomed and had their virginity taken at ages 13-17 by older women. And there was NO OUTRAGE. Like. It was known.
We know this shit is wrong. Why don’t we hold the women to the same standard that we hold then men when it comes to this?
So at this point he had devoured me so bad I was like, lemme see if I can fit his dick down my esophagus lol.
So I start sucking him off and touching myself and I was still leaking. EVERYTHING was a turn on.
We get to the bedroom and clearly he was trying to see what was really good and why I was leaking. So he laid me on the bed and starts kissing my inner thighs
When I tell you, the coochie clenched up so fast. And he hadn’t even touched licked fat ma yet.
Telling a random woman on the streets to smile is so outta pocket. She literally could be having the worse day of her life. And here you go not minding your business
Lori Harvey : go to the gym, do pilates, count calories, eat healthy
Women: shut up b!tch we liked you better when you didn’t talk
*Lori and Michael break up*
Women: yessss female Future. Keep breaking these mens hearts with your fine ass.
Millennials got scammed. We were told to go to college to land a good job. Went into debt for a degree that holds the same weight as a GED. We’re overworked & underpaid. Don’t have enough time in the day to complete anything. Food is poisoning us. Inflation at an all time high
All y’all in the QRT can go about your business. Dont no one hate the damn girl. Her music is terrible IMO.
I said 4 words and y’all writing think pieces. Must suck to idolize someone that makes anime noises on a beat that don’t know y’all even exist. Bye