Alan David
@comicaldavid
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3. The Mannequin: Both parents had volcanic tempers but my mother would lower her voice in a menacing threatening growl, and she relished using fear to control behavior. I dreamed I was across the street (age five maybe?) but not allowed to cross. And here comes mom, so livid
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2. The Clone: You were seeing your apartment building, but something was off. It was just like it, but clearly also not the actual thing. 2.5. The Endless Floors It's a six story building IRL but you can't remember which of the 2308 floors in dream building is yours.
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These three Bent Knee tunes as a set is a feat. Following a few minutes rest with Jungleland and Tom Sawyer, two songs I love for such completely different reasons, is gonna be a test. Training has already begun.
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EVERYONE should be anti-kidnapping. Even if you can see the kidnappers faces and know their names. The last month has shown how little that prevents. Even if the kidnappers, who are funded solely by theft, claim they are kidnapping criminals. Murderous kidnapping thieves also
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I miss slavery, murdering natives, and the civil war over tobacco and cotton profits. Those were the days!!
@ArmstrongEcon Depends on what kind of government. I love our Republic if we could keep it. We've been moving to full oligarchy for over a hundred years. I want our country back.
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there must be a huge audience for the "some men" == "men" duhs.
My uncle really got triggered and annoyed when I said, âMen are Trash.â My aunt stopped and asked him, âWhen youâre warning our daughter not to be out late, to share her location when sheâs booking a cab, and to be careful!! who are you warning her about? Men, isnât it?â He went
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They expect you to believe Photoshop flyers. No publication indicated. And many take it at face value instead of questioning. The entire "illegals as murderous gang criminals" campaign is staged. Sure, there may be illegal migrants who also commit crimes. But the accusers
Four Minnesotans. Four lives lost. Brady Heiling and Hallie Helgesonâtwo teens killed in a wrong-way DUI by an illegal immigrant. America Thayer, 55âbeheaded, murdered by an illegal immigrant from Cuba. Victoria Eileen Harwell, 31âa mother killed by an illegal immigrant
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"i'd be fine if they were just taxing use" -Picky Slave
âI didnât know Iâd be taxed EVERY YEAR just for owning my car.â In Virginia, cars, trailers, RVs, campers, and boats are taxed every single year â even after theyâre paid off. Same vehicle. Same owner. $2,104 just to keep it. âTheyâre not taxing use. They're taxing OWNERSHIPâ
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The difference this time is Trump led the manufacturing effort. He wasn't respectful of due process during his first term but the frat bros and gals he brought in this time are Wrestlemania heels daring anyone to complain. It's not a return to sanity, just another head fake.
ICE agents shot people during the Obama administration. ICE was involved in at least 59 shootings, resulting in 24 injuries and 23 deaths across 26 states The difference isnât that it didnât happen- itâs that it didnât get the same national attention. Manufactured outrage.
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The government is lawlessness.
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The government is stealing from all of us, the rich and the poor, workers and business owners alike. The government is ripping us all off. The government is our biggest enemy.
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God talks to me and tells me not to listen to any of you. Except maybe one or two.
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Why no arrests? The script writers haven't figured out the end game and you need to tell the people you're charging what it is so they play along. No way Trump wasn't in on the charges against him, knowing there was no real jeopardy, waiting for the lawfare to sway public
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They say the terrorists hate your freedom. But who actually took your freedoms away? Who turned your phone into a tracking device? Who filled your cities with armored vehicles? Who made protesting a potential felony and speaking out a career risk? If terror is defined by
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The rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air... 1. The country was founded by terrorists. 2. Even then the terrorists were all about using weapons for theater to make themselves rich. 3. How is anyone still asking where it went wrong?
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If theyâll kill a U.S. citizen in broad daylight and lie about, imagine what they do to immigrants when nobody is watching.
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