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@comicaldavid
Alan David
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3. The Mannequin: Both parents had volcanic tempers but my mother would lower her voice in a menacing threatening growl, and she relished using fear to control behavior. I dreamed I was across the street (age five maybe?) but not allowed to cross. And here comes mom, so livid
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
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2. The Clone: You were seeing your apartment building, but something was off. It was just like it, but clearly also not the actual thing. 2.5. The Endless Floors It's a six story building IRL but you can't remember which of the 2308 floors in dream building is yours.
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
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Quite a few actually: 1. The Elevator: Going down in the elevator to the basement laundry area, my sister turned into an ethereal winged skeleton and flew around the four foot square cage
@softanimalmind
soft animal mind 🎠
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Has anyone had a dream so traumatizing as a child that you still remember it to this day?
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
32 minutes
These three Bent Knee tunes as a set is a feat. Following a few minutes rest with Jungleland and Tom Sawyer, two songs I love for such completely different reasons, is gonna be a test. Training has already begun.
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
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EVERYONE should be anti-kidnapping. Even if you can see the kidnappers faces and know their names. The last month has shown how little that prevents. Even if the kidnappers, who are funded solely by theft, claim they are kidnapping criminals. Murderous kidnapping thieves also
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
55 minutes
I miss slavery, murdering natives, and the civil war over tobacco and cotton profits. Those were the days!!
@campb18388
Elena Campbell
3 hours
@ArmstrongEcon Depends on what kind of government. I love our Republic if we could keep it. We've been moving to full oligarchy for over a hundred years. I want our country back.
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Alan David
2 hours
there must be a huge audience for the "some men" == "men" duhs.
@deebayleaf
deepica
14 hours
My uncle really got triggered and annoyed when I said, ‘Men are Trash.’ My aunt stopped and asked him, ‘When you’re warning our daughter not to be out late, to share her location when she’s booking a cab, and to be careful!! who are you warning her about? Men, isn’t it?’ He went
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
2 hours
They expect you to believe Photoshop flyers. No publication indicated. And many take it at face value instead of questioning. The entire "illegals as murderous gang criminals" campaign is staged. Sure, there may be illegal migrants who also commit crimes. But the accusers
@ginamilan_
Gina Milan
10 hours
Four Minnesotans. Four lives lost. Brady Heiling and Hallie Helgeson—two teens killed in a wrong-way DUI by an illegal immigrant. America Thayer, 55—beheaded, murdered by an illegal immigrant from Cuba. Victoria Eileen Harwell, 31—a mother killed by an illegal immigrant
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Alan David
2 hours
"i'd be fine if they were just taxing use" -Picky Slave
@MatrixMysteries
MatrixMysteries
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“I didn’t know I’d be taxed EVERY YEAR just for owning my car.” In Virginia, cars, trailers, RVs, campers, and boats are taxed every single year — even after they’re paid off. Same vehicle. Same owner. $2,104 just to keep it. “They’re not taxing use. They're taxing OWNERSHIP”
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
2 hours
The difference this time is Trump led the manufacturing effort. He wasn't respectful of due process during his first term but the frat bros and gals he brought in this time are Wrestlemania heels daring anyone to complain. It's not a return to sanity, just another head fake.
@monkieboy99
Peter 🇺🇸
11 hours
ICE agents shot people during the Obama administration. ICE was involved in at least 59 shootings, resulting in 24 injuries and 23 deaths across 26 states The difference isn’t that it didn’t happen- it’s that it didn’t get the same national attention. Manufactured outrage.
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
4 hours
The government is lawlessness.
@aeoost
Alto Oosterloo
6 hours
@Recon1_ZA @rmack2x C h e c k .
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@Kazembe_youseef
Youseef Kazembe
22 hours
The government is stealing from all of us, the rich and the poor, workers and business owners alike. The government is ripping us all off. The government is our biggest enemy.
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
6 hours
God talks to me and tells me not to listen to any of you. Except maybe one or two.
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Alan David
6 hours
Why no arrests? The script writers haven't figured out the end game and you need to tell the people you're charging what it is so they play along. No way Trump wasn't in on the charges against him, knowing there was no real jeopardy, waiting for the lawfare to sway public
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
6 hours
Trump is on a mission to redeem Nixon.
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@nxt888
Sony Thăng
12 hours
They say the terrorists hate your freedom. But who actually took your freedoms away? Who turned your phone into a tracking device? Who filled your cities with armored vehicles? Who made protesting a potential felony and speaking out a career risk? If terror is defined by
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Alan David
6 hours
The rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air... 1. The country was founded by terrorists. 2. Even then the terrorists were all about using weapons for theater to make themselves rich. 3. How is anyone still asking where it went wrong?
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@comicaldavid
Alan David
7 hours
Christians are outnumbered on X by pretenders.
@GrahamAllen
Graham Allen
17 hours
I AM PRAYING FOR ICE!! Lord protect them as they try to rid this country of the fraud, the crime, and evil within it! Be with them God!
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@MissJilianne
Miss Jilianne
24 hours
If they’ll kill a U.S. citizen in broad daylight and lie about, imagine what they do to immigrants when nobody is watching.
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