Michael Scott quotes as Biblical scenes: #Thread

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John in the Easter Gospel:

Turns out choosing the team named after one of your favorite saints is a good tactic!!!!! #MarchMadness

Tbh Pier Giorgio wearing a party hat and drinking wine might be the most I’ve ever related to a saint (or whatever you call someone who’s beatified)

I like how Catholics are like we fasted for 40 days? Let’s party for 50. #alleluia #Easter

No one: Absolutely no one: John: “I’m really fast. Faster than Peter. I beat him to the tomb. Did you know he got to the tomb after me? I, who got to the tomb first?”

I feel called out

“To be always close to Jesus, that is my life plan.” Happy beatification day, Carlo Acutis‼️‼️‼️

Don’t think it’s a coincidence AT ALL that the feast of Our Lady of the Rosary and Our Lady of Victory are on the same day. “The rosary is the weapon for these times.” -Padre Pio

Honestly so refreshing to see a future saint like this: - Wearing jeans and sneakers for his beatification - Lived in our generation (died in 2006) - Was a teenager with a big computer hobby Sainthood is for ALL of us. And we LOVE to see it

Saw this ~12 year old girl walk out of confession fist pumping and screaming “YESSSS!” and honestly that’s iconic and a whole mood

Catholic lingo is always extra. Most people would be like “it’s Mary’s birthday today” Catholics over here like “today is the feast of the nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary”

Oh to be in Vatican City, elbow bumping @Pontifex

mentally I am here

Imagine being in Auschwitz, lined up for random selection for death by starvation and the relief of being spared Then you hear the cries of a man chosen. he’s basically a stranger to you but on the spot, you volunteer to take his place I still can’t get over that Kolbe did that

I have a joke about St. Peter. It rocks.

I had a St. Anthony joke, but I can’t find it

What an amazing day to honor the Heart that burns with love for us 😍🥰❤️

Yowza

Today is the feast day of St. Corona (because yeah, the Catholic Church truly has a saint for everything), and all I can say is St. Corona, please please please please please pray for us