hi i'm my and i am your bestest friend ever!. 🥩 27, he / they. 🦷 kinda itchy; lesbo. 🫀 lover of vintage media. ⚰️ occasionally evil. 💌 collie parker apologist.

me having to run my errands today fresh out the hospital knowing that people are going to see parkovitch gay sex in Santa Monica today and I'm not there even though i very well could be

i'm fujoing the hell out i can't do it i'm a grown man!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FUCKEN FUNNYYYY.

RT @mydmdcorner: @collieparker "Ok meathead" in the. flirtiest voice ever. OKAY THEN BARKOVITCH I SEE YOU.

Okaaaaay meathead. Ok meathead! OMFG. Ok meathead.

Ok❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Meathead❤️❤️❤️😛😛😛🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈.

Asshole leave the kid alone before i pull yer fucken nose off n make you fucken eat it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

Ok meathead.

I used to pray for times like these😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THEY USED TO SAY I WAS CRAZY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WE GOT NYC OLSON AND PARKOVITCH SEX BEFORE GTA6😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

RT @drkobrko: Collie Parker wardrobe

RT @hexlight100: Me waiting for Welcome to Derry

Omg. PASHMINA.

Lump ass making me miss the new south park episode. What if Milly Larsen is there and i dont get to see her.

At least i will be the baddest bitch there omg!.

Ok i am going to the ER who wants to come with. We can talk about umm sports? No i hate sports. Um drugs? No not that either.

Btw guys i was the most beautiful person at the health clinic today and the doctor suggested i might have thyroid cancer. U win some u lose some.

I could easily go to the TLW screening tomorrow but im not going to because im a good person and i want to watch it at the same time as all my friends.

As the CEO of parkovitch i approve this gospel.

I love the unanimous agreement i'm seeing in tlw fandom that in regards to parkovitch. parker fell first cos. I agree. Thank you everyone. We are saved.

RT @mydmdcorner: @collieparker "Fuck you Parker."."Not if I fuck you first."."What?"."What? I didn't say anything.".