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I have a water bottle that I fill up with vodka and take with me everywhere I go, even work. During my shifts I'm lowkey sipping on my vodka and I will usually finish the whole thing before I finish work. I have a back up flask incase, but I usually don't need it. I actually

Okay so freshman year I was kinda obsessed with my Western Civ prof... like the way he talked, his hair, mannerism and bulge he had in his pants. One night I stayed late in office hours "discussing" my essay, one thing led to another and we hooked up on his couch surrounded by

I had a friend who cheated on EVERY exam, hidden notes, phone apps, even paying others to take tests. He sailed through undergrad like it was nothing. Now? He's in med school at Johns Hopkins. Makes you wonder about the system. - UPenn

I once drank TWO Four Lokos at a "chill" study group (huge mistake), got so loopy the professor walked in mid-session to check on us, found me sprawled on the table mumbling about my study notes, then I blacked out... woke up couple hours next day on the library floor surrounded

Was seeing this girl in my early college days. First time at her place, we're cuddling in bed when this foul, unmistakable smell hits me from one of her plushies. She freezes. Turns out that cute stuffed bear is her go-to m*sturbation buddy years of solo sessions baked into the

I walked into the file room after hours at the law firm i work at and caught my boss (who’s married btw) pressed up against our paralegal, lips locked, her fingers tangled in his tie. They rushed apart when i opened the door and mumbled “sorry” and fled. The angle was lowkey bad,

I sat next to a girl in Intro to Psych for a whole semester who always wore hoodies, baseball caps, and never looked up from her notebook. She mumbled answers when called on, doodled anime eyes in the margins. Last day of finals she slipped me a note: “Thanks for not blowing my

I lied on my grad school apps about leading that research team, really just fetched coffee and formatted slides while the prof took credit. Got in, got the degree, got the job. Every LinkedIn congrats feels like a punch. I’m still waiting for someone to call me out. - Harvard

I still check my ex’s story every night even though we’ve been broken up for 14 months. I tell myself it’s “closure research” but we all know I’m just a pathetic little stalker with feelings that forgot the memo. Anyway, send help or at least a block button that actually works.

I was screen-sharing my laptop during a presentation when RateMyProfessors popped up in my tabs. My prof’s page was open with a 2.1/5 stars, “avoid at all costs,” “smells like old coffee.” He froze, stared at the screen for a solid 10 seconds, then quietly said “interesting

I cheated on every exam in college by hiding formulas inside my water bottle label. Never got caught. Still feel zero guilt. Sorry, Mom. - Williams College

I ran into her old playlist on Spotify the other night, still starts with that same Mac DeMarco song we used to blast driving back from the lake at 3 a.m. Hit play and immediately regretted it. Two years gone and I still catch myself thinking “she’d love this” when something

I got blackout at an off-campus rager, woke up at 7 AM to panicked texts from the department head: emergency sub needed for 9 AM Intro to Psych - your TA bailed, you're it. I stumbled into the lecture hall still reeking of vodka. 80 undergrads instantly recognized me as that

One wild night in Vegas: dared my best friend I could sneak into the high-roller poker room wearing nothing but a bathrobe and sunglasses. Ended up bluffing my way into a $5k pot with pocket twos, cashed out, then lost it all on slots in the same robe. - UofT

This guy I knew dropped the biggest, most unholy log in the dorm basement bathroom one time that it straight-up blocked the main plumbing line. There was backed up sewage everywhere, it flooded the whole lower level with fece water inches deep. We had to evacuate half the

I “accidentally” joined the wrong Zoom study group during finals week, muted myself, and j*rked off while the hot TA was explaining organic chem mechanisms. She kept glancing at her screen like she knew. Finished seconds before she called on me. Never joined that group again. -

I accidentally joined a secret society thinking it was just a weird book club. Turns out they h*zed by making pledges streak across campus at 3am while chugging Everclear. I blcked out, woke up naked on the library roof wearing only a traffic cone hat. Still don’t know how I got

… He got fired quickly, “terminated for misconduct” after claiming he was stealing them for his girlfriend.” - OCU

… going missing after laundry nights. One time my roommate caught him in the utility closet sniffing a pink thong, He was caught on camera on multiple occasions and police found pairs in his pockets and hidden in his own underwear…

“I’ll never forget the creepy night shift janitor that worked at our school. He’d always “find” lost items in the laundry room, mostly girls’ panties and hand them back with this weird, knowing smile, saying “someone’s been careless.” Girls started noticing their underwear…