colin butcher
@colinlr
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Joined January 2009
When are the common people going to man up and rebel against this dictatorship they call democracy.
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I asked for a bike for christmas, but was told God doesn't work like that,So i stole one,and then asked God for forgiveness,.
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happy new year to my tweeter followers,and i hope to use tweeter more often in 2012,.
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you wouldnt use a lesbian to check ladies shaving private parts so why use gay man to check mens bottoms bad taste.
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Kids next door challenged me to a water fight,I'm just updating my status while i wait for the kettle to boil.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique, Just like everyone else.
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Grammer is important:Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. .
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every supermarket you go into, has a self-service checkout with member of staff helping people use it.
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why is there plenty of tarmac for road humps,But no tarmac to fill pot-holes?.
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if woman are so good at multi-tasking. then why can't they have sex with a headache?.
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a blonde & brunette see a guy with dandruff,Brunette says we should give him head & shoulders,Blonde says how do you give shoulders.
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If your parents never had children,chances are. neither will you.
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Pope confirms 2010 UK visit dates. surely just the one visit would be enough.
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