When did we give permission for our own technological cartoon versions of ourselves to mock us? If my bitmoji shakes its head one more time because I got my own password wrong I swear to …

Hey @ChipotleTweets - is chat with Pepper down?

My cat is mad there is hair in his water bowl. It’s his hair. 🐈‍⬛

How late is too late to mow? Asking for my neighborhood …

Who wants to go see the Barbie movie with me?

Just getting sunburnt waiting in my car for my grocery pickup order

You know that thing where you take pills but like they sit in your chest for the whole day and taunt you? Just me?

Does my doctor still have to give me candy to get a shot? Yes. Not ashamed.

It smells like Canada burning outside

Alternating accordion post-it’s, worst invention

I just said “farewell” to someone as they left the office for the day. Why am I like this?

What hand gesture do you make while driving to tell someone who accidentally cut you off that it’s ok?

Book thoughts - “I think we should be more open about our stuff, be nicer to other women about their stuff, and use it to comfort each other. Life is so hard. We cannot do it without our sisters.” From Megan D. in It’s Not Fair by Melanie Dale @UnexpectedMel

Who left these cookies on my desk to eat? me

I was finally that person who orders @Starbucks mobile and goes to the wrong store to pick it up 🤦‍♀️

I apologize to central Ohio that I took one of the comforters off of my bed this weekend and it alerted the weather gods

My cat just came into my room acting like something was flying around in the dark, so, new fear unlocked.

I think I was in my 30’s when I learned that Spaghetti Warehouse was a chain 🤦‍♀️

How far into an audiobook is too far into an audiobook to give up on it?

New pillow = game changer