We didn't have play dates when I was a kid. Our parents kicked us out until the streetlights came on and the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysterious like mother nature intended.
Canadian women HAVE to be funnier than average. We're always wearing so many layers of clothes it makes no difference if we're hot or not. We have to rely on our personalities.
Pro Tip. If you can't DM a girl because her DMs are closed and she doesn't follow you, walk into the kitchen and slam your dick in the utensil drawer as hard as you can instead of @ ing her in something pervy on the timeline.
Someone just told me they don't believe I'm 40 with teens because I look like I'm in my 20s. Please be advised that I'll be insufferable for the next 8-10 business days.
I always thought that as I got closer to 40 relationships would get easier because of wisdom and maturity. I didn't factor in all of the scars that we all have by now.
I just wanted to publicly announce that each and every one of my feuds are still active and I'm doing everything in my power to escalate them with petty and juvenile behaviour. If you don't currently have beef with me please be patient and I will be attending to you soon.
I just found out a girl I worked with this summer who was funny and smart as hell and warm and gave me hope for the next girls coming up behind us, she's gone. Took her own life, barely in her twenties. Mental health is the real plague
Canadian porn is just one person saying it's cold and the other person getting to tell a really satisfying anecdote about a time it was way colder than this.
Holy shit, my Ontario peeps. Did everyone else just get that alert about an incident in Pickering at the nuclear plant? I wish I had not been watching Chernobyl last night 😬😬😬