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Kevin Poorman

@codefriar

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Husband, Dad, Problem Solver, Developer, Architect; Benevolent Evil Genius. These are *my* words. #formerlySalesforce

Vancouver, WA
Joined February 2012
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4 months
A history lesson and chat about ethics with @codefriar at Forcelandia- what’s not to love?!!? @Forcelandia #keepcodeweird #putacloudonit
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Look I know Chrome is an increasingly bad privacy nightmare, but ... Do you really want to let the company responsible for the Crime against Humanity known as Teams dictate your browser?
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
I wish test.startTest() functioned like System.runAs. Test.startTest(User); /// as user Test.stopTest();
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Hey, everyone, i'd appreciate it if you'd abuse your hundreds of SF logins to upvote this idea:
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
I’ve done well for myself through the years. I’ve never been plagued by the blight that is Microsoft anything beyond powerpoint. What is this ‘viva engage’ and why does all the verbiage and marketing make it sound like a cult?
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
I know her! I taught her Apex!
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1 year
Can we talk about that font? @SalesforceDevs
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Do I know anyone who does 3d design? I have a part that's conceptually simple, but i'm not good enough at fusion 360 to figure it out.
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
my absolute favorite part of today is when my stupid expensive chair up and broke on me. Armrest just snapped off. Maybe not @humanscale next time. Any BIFL ergo chair models with a head rest?
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Hey so @SajPoorman is giving a talk at #forcelandia. I was nervous at first, because it’s titled ‘breaking up is easy to do’, and … well, I’m her husband. But thankfully she’s talking about the database. #whew.
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Me: Hey Siri, Play some music Siri: ‘Ok, here’s some music picked just for you’ … Siri: plays Moby… “Ain’t no body know my troubles with god” So… how’s your day going?
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Come join us next week!!
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Hey Everyone! Just a quick reminder: Forcelandia kicks off in one week! 🕒 I'll be presenting two sessions that blend code and craft beer wisdom. Check out the agenda and grab your tickets at Forcelandia 2024 Session Schedule. See you there! #Salesforce #Forcelandia
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Welp. I guess I won’t be presenting at Dreamforce this year.
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
Dear @SlackHQ … look, I love block kit. But it feels like a big gap, that there’s no block for a simple table. I just want to post a markdown table. Please make this work.
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
You know a demo is live, when it fails utterly because of a forced java upgrade that happened just as you started the demo. #leSigh
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
So my 6yo just brought me coffee. What’s made your day?
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Kevin Poorman
1 year
I am unreasonably frustrated that Amazon cancelled the Peripheral.
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Kevin Poorman
2 years
Dude. It’s going to be epic.
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Kevin Poorman
2 years
WaWa is the Temu version of Sheetz
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