Code Blue Memes
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professional meme maker • unprofessional ER nurse • 900K+ on IG/FB/TikTok
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2019
the joint commission seeing my 3 energy drinks and Taco Bell number 6 at the nurses station
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me watching someone try to put a condom cath on an obese patient for the first time
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me watching someone roll their ankle in Danskos for the first time
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the ICU nurse watching me drop off their bed bug patient
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my nursing student watching me chart respirations from the nursing station
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when i’m reducing a shoulder and someone busts out the ketamine
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I’ve tried ER nursing and I’ve tried ICU nursing and I suggest not being born.
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big beautiful bill? more like big beautiful bipolar disorder am i right? (i stopped taking my medication and i haven’t slept in 3 days).
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i just want to get a needle stick after drawing up enough morphine to stop my respiratory drive.
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pharmaceutical company: what if we sell it in glass ampules that can cut you and get microscopic pieces of glass in the medication?.
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every single day sick people check into the hospital, i’m sick of it.
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checking people’s phones for this meme as part of my triage assessment (automatic ESI 1)
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why do they keep saying “we” bombed Iran? I was busy fighting sundowners over apple juice. I didn’t do shit.
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might be time to expedite those applications to be a nurse in Canada 🇨🇦.
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You want affordable healthcare?. Best I can do is bomb Iran
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