Respond in kind.

2003: “That’s Elizabeth Shue…she’s not a doctor.”

2025 brought a run at Epic Universe two weeks after it opened, the end of giving the WWE my money, a way overachieving Bears team, a return to the Aragon after 37 years to see Halsey, and a glorious action so stupid that it defied all forms of logic. I'll take it as a W.

It turns out that second tall girl was correct.

The Bears run game just dogwalked the Eagles defense. Signature win. This season has been a blast so far.

What a bar haunting night this used to be in my younger days. Now it’s pre-rolls, pancakes for dinner, and some Atari 2600 DLC.

Neither of us said a word about it, but we both knew we weren’t walking away from the cabinet until we beat this fucking game.

“Everything is made of atoms”, brisket, booze, and now on to the main event of the evening.

Figures I’d have to park here

I picked out bracelets, so I’m obviously prepared for the next five days of my life.

Possibly the best G.I. Joe thumbnail there is

Years of consuming terrible professional wrestling product has fostered my ability to tune out nearly all sports commentary. That being said, holy shit, was Troy Aikman terrible last night.

“Don’t use Meta, just turn it on yourself, you putz.”

The only explanation is that the Chicago Bears have been replaced by far more efficient Skrulls.

https://t.co/JE7UVTDLof

That might be the worst first play of the season for an NFL team that I’ve ever seen.

The new Cracker Barrel logo looks like the old Ground Round logo.

I haven’t puked that much since 2010.

The Penn Cage stuff from Greg Iles was great, but Black Cross is still my favorite, one of the best WWII novels I’ve read. Taken at 65, far too soon.

If the Panthers could field a kick properly sometime tonight, that would be great.