Clyde Hazemore
@clydehazemore
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Washed up Boone State grad. Jam band phenom. 2x World Weed Champion. Braves & Neers. Aesthetically gifted, Atlanta socialite #blessed P!
Atlanta, GA
Joined July 2020
If the hotel bar is closes at midnight, that’s fine, I still have a joint in my back pocket. I live a calculated lifestyle where I can never lose, under any circumstance or scenario.
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I’m seeing Geese in 30 minutes thanks to the extremely generous @HairyBGB42069
This is a huge longshot, but I NEED to see Geese in Chicago next week, Wednesday, the 15th at Thalia hall, but cannot justify $240 for a ticket on the resale market. Is anyone selling their tickets for face?
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Just met with the owner of one of my big clients and he legitimately said “Clyde, I don’t really give a shit about you or your company, but my daughter loves you (my original point of contact) and she’d kill me if we didn’t renew this contract so just send me the damn thing”
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Guys, everyone knows this type of chick blows up immediately after college. The dude knows it, the girl knows it, and they act accordingly.
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The existence of snapchats “for you” page and subscription model implies a who subset of society with 1 brain cell that actually consumes that content… insane to me
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Chicago bound, really enjoy business conferences when I’m going to them no more than once per year.
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This is a huge longshot, but I NEED to see Geese in Chicago next week, Wednesday, the 15th at Thalia hall, but cannot justify $240 for a ticket on the resale market. Is anyone selling their tickets for face?
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Nothing better than stomping on leaderships prying little fingers when they try to manage the top dog. “Hey Clyde, when was the last time you touched base with a client who makes up .5% of your book?” “27 days ago when I saw on LinkedIn they promoted my contact, anything else?”
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Spent a couple days building out some pagoda-style garden posts. Lots of measuring and sanding to get the dimensions perfect. my grandfather was an architect and a HUGE Frank Lloyd Wright fan, so I tried to emulate some of his style in these as an homage to him, miss you grandpa
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Little surf and turf with the wife to kick the weekend off right
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This was only 2010, but it feels like a foreign world. Can almost guarantee that wouldn’t happen today
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My dad taught me to drive on public roads when I was 13. We had just started back country hunting & he wanted me to be able to get us to the hospital Incase of an accident. Got pulled once, cop called my dad, he explained why I was driving alone at 14, cop laughed and let me go
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Going to the gym in the morning improves my chances of having a great day by a minimum of 30% and has never made my day worse. Worth the gamble every time
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Thrift of the week: 1998 winter Olympic team jacket, made by Mizuno
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I know some little fellas this could happen too :( Keeping safe watch over my bird limbed brothers ✊🏻
Beloved Iowa varsity football star tragically killed after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip https://t.co/RRJImRvPlK
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Daily reminder the USDA forces us all to adhere to evil cattle regulations that makes sure foreign companies own the majority of slaughter houses in the US artificially inflating the cost of beef across the board.
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