🦋 Kel Fitzgerald 💋
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They remade my belly with skin from my butt! | Funko Enthusiast | Theatre Lover | "I fought NoRoMos in the 90s." | I host the Ted Lasso spaces about kissing.
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Look, I'm not saying cancel all men. But I am saying CANCEL A LOT OF MEN.
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I've just been enlightened by a friend that this ritual is to get their breathing and heartbeats synced up. And I'm going to go walk into the sea now.
#VirtueMoir
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Dylan McKay was IT. No ifs, ands or buts. That hair. That car. THAT TROUBLED PAST.
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Can you believe they fumbled BOTH of these couples?!!!?
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So, like, after all that...they never even brought up the biscuits in the finale? Never left her a recipe? Or a final delivery? This HUGE THING they shared?
Just...never existed?
FUUUUUUUUUCK.
#TedLasso
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Jenny Slate is trending because she's dating Chris Evans. Jenny Slate should be trending because she's JENNY SLATE.
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I hope someone has been hugging
@chancetherapper
since the moment he finished recording "Dear Theodosia (Reprise)"
#HamiltonMixtape
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Zava having no reaction to this is why he isn’t meant to stay long at Richmond. The rest of these men would run thru a wall for Ted. Jamie was right. They don’t need him.
#TedLasso
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@clairewillett
Capitalism Barbie (affectionate). She reminds me so much of Dolly Parton with her business sense.
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There are FOUR actresses nominated for this show. Where are they?
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It's the way we all know this should've been the final shot of Ted Lasso.
WE ALL KNOW IT.
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Andrea Anders wasn't telling journalists with her whole chest that she got cast as Michelle because she and Jason failed a chemistry test for people to say things like this on Beyoncé's internet.
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Not this mom, though. She’ll ruin your life.
Bring your mom to the Emmys.
Congrats to Becky Ann Baker on her Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for Ted Lasso.
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Excuse you, that is a Guardian of the Galaxy and he has been GOING THROUGH IT since the Snap.
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Don’t forget to leave some shortbread and a pint out for Ted Lasso and Rebecca Welton tonight.
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I'm gonna need the ENTIRE Ted Lasso cast on Hot Ones. In character and then out of character. THANKS.
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The way a series about an AFC Richmond Women's Team could be so amazing and SO, SO, SO FUCKING GAY....
BUT NOT WITHOUT TED. I DON'T WANT IT.
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This is truly one of the meanest, if not the meanest things that my oldest and dearest friend television has done to me.
april fools can’t hurt me when this scene already played a number on me
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@clairewillett
It’s the same look 45 had the day after the 2016 election when he realized he fucked up and this was a job.
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31 years ago…I wrote a letter to a boy I’d met in a summer theatre program.
In 2017 we matched on a dating app.
In 2019 I married him.
He kept the letter.
(That’s my childhood phone number I’ve blurred out. Because we had to use phones as…phones.)
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The Romantic and Platonic Loves of Ted Lasso's Life.
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I am BEGGING for an oral history of shooting this scene from
@mattlipsey1
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@jasonsudeikis
and
@hanwaddingham
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The choreography alone!!! I need to know everything!!!
#TedLasso
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I’m not ready to start losing Friends. We were supposed to have more time.
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Rebecca being so brave for Ted to give her fucking NOTHING???
Go fuck yourself, Jason.
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Honestly, the worst part of the "epilogue" is that they gave us no indication that Ted and Rebecca (or ANYONE ELSE) are even in each others' lives anymore. Not even a "tough loss for Henry's team" text with a picture or anything.
He just VAPORIZED.
#TedLasso
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FYI, Julie Andrews will be trending because it's her birthday. NOBODY PANIC.
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I'm honestly crying right now. That was really amazing. I'm not gatekeeping. I'm just processing everything. Honestly, a lot of it was personal (to me) and I won't be sharing my trauma dump. But when I get through the video, I will share what I think is relevant.
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Well. Here we are. See you on the other side of the war. 🫡🫡🫡
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He's SO lovely and we had such as nice conversation! I'm still processing,
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Unpopular opinion: I think the horse line was literally just for the bit. And to remind us that Rebecca is very rich.
#TedLasso
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I’ve debated putting this out there but there’s really only one good way to reach everyone. My husband Brian had a massive cardiac event and passed away this morning. I’m not okay. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m not alone. Hug the people you love for me.
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This concludes Act 1 of season 3. Full speed ahead. Gentlemen, start your engines!!!
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It's the way SamBecca would've made more sense. AT LEAST WE KNEW BOTH OF THEM.
What happened to Ola's? To Simi? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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Controversial opinion. This dress is ugly. This is NOT Rebecca.
The pink dress at the end of 3x10 is the Rebecca version of this dress.
the only good thing that came out of that storyline was Rebecca wearing this dress.
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Also, I’m really proud of Mister Scott advocating for continuing counseling. Lots of men would not be so open about asking for help and continuing to do the work needed.
The mental health stigma is real and we need more people like Scott Moir speaking about how it’s okay.
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Ted Lasso: divorced Dad with a young son and heading towards romance with Rebecca Welton who was told she "will be a mother."
The Internet:
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A lot of Pennsylvanians have been giving Tom Wolf a hard time because they’re assholes. But this is a man who publicly declares a hotdog is a sandwich in his twitter bio. He’s not afraid of anything.
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30 years ago today I gave a letter to a boy I met doing a summer theatre program.
25 years later, we matched on a dating app.
27 years later, I married him.
16 months ago, I lost him.
But I’ll always have this. He kept it for 25 years.
Miss you, Brian. Every day. 💜💜
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WE SHOULD ALL KNOW LESS ABOUT THE CREATIVE PROCESS OF TED LASSO. SEND TWEET.
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THE ZOOM LINK HAS ARRIVED. Tomorrow is actually happening!
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Chiddy: Retires
Duhamel/Radford: Retired
KaetO: Retired
VM: KEEPING THOSE BITCHES ON THEIR FUCKING TOES.
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As someone who has worked as a clinic escort at Planned Parenthood, I support all these protests at SCOTUS homes. I had holy water thrown on me, was told I was going to hell...etc.
You know you can get a fucking flu shot at PP. You can get HEALTHCARE. (Abortion is healthcare)
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Wtf is the ted lasso finale doing on my timeline. I’m trying to heal.
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I’m ready to talk about it now,
@CasaraSmith
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So you know with all the stuff that’s been coming out about how Hannah wrote each little vignette specifically for the person she was with I was thinking about the end and how Jason is at the end.
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Couple other pics from last night. They’re so great together. I’m so glad I went.
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Idk. Whenever pics like this show up I have to lay down.
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Is there a FACE BLINDNESS EPIDEMIC I am unaware of???
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Facts.
The great thing about Philadelphia is you literally can't insult them. They take any attempt at insult as either a compliment or an offer to fight which is also a compliment in Philly.
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A lot of it is a blur, but I want to say that most importantly, he pronounces Gif correctly.
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When the movie night movie is When Harry Met Sally....
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GOT A THIRD INTERVIEW.
They said I would probably hear today about the job so I’m just refreshing my email waiting for the rejection.
And sadly a reason to reject is potentially a planned vacation that I’ve taken the last 10 years in October.
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Hannah is gayicedlatte?????
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