No matter who you are, no matter where you are trying to get to, take it easy, don't get mad and make sure you get there in one piece. Happy Thanksgiving.

Some yard sales are getting weird.

@Rothmus

@SaltyGoat17

It looks like the horses are placing their bets.

Guess who is out for a stroll?

My mother in law is so fat she laid in our hammock and fuckin uprooted two trees. ... wasn't me

FREE TINA PETERS‼️#FreeTinaPeters She has been in prison for 406 days‼️

Incoming!

Dear Senator Rand Paul, After everything you have said and done lately I have come to the conclusion that every time you think you weaken the nation.

Dear Senator Rand Paul, After everything you have said and done lately I have come to the conclusion that every time you think you weaken the nation.

Due to the government shutdown the Coast Guard is deciding who to rescue based on the amount of screaming over the radio. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🤪

* @USMC

@trumplicans2024 Self defense 101

I saw I pissed some of y’all off with my Muslim jokes! Welp, grow some balls!

My favorite saying. FUBAR is pretty good but the best is...

I was ready , a nice big bowl of candy and something else in case any Marines showed up.

𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 “𝐕𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊”: Please give @JohnBalfou9103 a follow and a repost or shoutout to show our gratitude for his service. ⚓️ 𝕌.𝕊. ℕ𝕒𝕧𝕪 𝕍𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕟 ⚓️ Thank you for your service. We appreciate you.

Republicans are the type of people that will offer to mow your lawn when you're not able to... Liberals are the kind of people who will report that overgrown lawn to the HOA.. That's the difference!

@SaveAmericaNew I'm not going to answer you. 1. You never reply to anyone. 2. You never follow anyone back. 3. You only post the same lame clickbait questions that everyone else with hundreds of thousands of followers posts. 4. This is why my timeline is full of crap.