Clementine 🍊(clem harrington)
@clemm1928
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George W Bush Era Pervert. Secret public diary. Human Resources wins over my dead body. Detransitioned mathematician and proponent of radical sincerity
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Joined May 2024
The snow has melted away... Go outside and play!
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This suspicious freckle looks real easy to remove on my own…
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I’m moving into a new place that charges a flat fee every month for water. What are some ways I could turn unlimited water into revenue?
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Sill driving on pre Iran war gas > virginity
I’m still driving with pre Iran war gas in my tank
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DETHRONED
Chipotle should sponsor me for consistently being the most beautiful and thin person in their restaurant.
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Wearing the same Brandy Melvill top as this 13 year old at chipotle…
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BREAKING🚨: Indias first astronaut confirmed!
Man CATAPULTED during storm in India He flew 40ft up after the roof he was clinging to was torn off by a gale The man luckily survived, Daily Mail reports
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On roller blades, stalking random people. I am a drone 👁️ 👁️
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This suspicious freckle looks real easy to remove on my own…
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The local, non-student girls at my (college town) church are certainly en route to getting married quicker than the rest of us but most of them are dating the least industrious men I’ve ever encountered.
One of my less trad takes is that you are only fit to homeschool if you or your partner has a STEM degree or related experience while ALSO being well versed in the humanities. At least one of you also needs to be good at art.
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One time I found a grub in my edamame. True story btw.
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I was lying so bad here as if I wouldn’t eat all that bread regardless
Would you like to eat a whole loaf of bread? No? Well what if I hollowed it out and filled it with clam chowder? Yes? Excellent!
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Spread the cream-top on the cookie before you dip it in the milk. Thank me later.
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Ive been putting cinnamon in it playing pretend curry.
I’ve just been eating tomato sause straight these days.
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Doctor prescribed me a quart of milk (with cream-top) and a pb&j everyday or I’ll die
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