Why has the guy on the right Got a Yorkshire pudding on his head ❓

Jolly green giant Meets a borrower

There is absolutely no truth in the rumour That Crafty was sat in the cinema,next to two middle aged ladies. One whispered to her friend "The man next to me is having a wank" Ignore him said her friend. "I can't" Why❓ "He's using my hand" 😲😴😜😜😜

You've done what ❓ You've booked Andrea Jenkins to sing at the Tory end of the conference party "Fecking brilliant"

If Badenoch is asked a question she doesn't like She talks faster and faster drowning out the interviewer The woman is bloody rude Just an observation.

Watching Chris Philp It's like watching an end of the pier third rate comedian Dying on his feet Utterly embarrassing

KemI has promised to help Framers Cut tixes Stop the botes Clothes the hotells And make BRITIAN grate again What's not to like ❓

Does anyone know how these bloody things work Every time I set it to a higher degree It defaults immediately back to 16 as shown Explain like I'm an idiot Shouldn't be too hard 🤣 Thanks in advance

This might be my last post I had the COVID jab yesterday The chemtrails are gathering in the sky And Mrs Clecky has used my foil hat to roast a chicken.

I'm a born and bred Tyke And I'd like to thank president Trump. Without his help we'd still be fighting the war of the roses

Hells teeth It was windy last night. Just pulled back the curtains, found Mary Poppins attached to a black umbrella, unconscious in the back garden. She's ok I gave her a spoonful of sugar

Is he ok ❓ He's looking a bit pale these days

My internet is extremely slow at the moment Fortunately I'm having my latest COVID jab later today That'll help.

Just a thought But if faulty PPE can be traced back to the deaths of patients or health carers is this not a case of corporate manslaughter. Or am I being naive

Forgot to add separated at birth

Is that the crew of my yacht I'll be there in an hour Stand by to repel borders And hoist the flag

https://t.co/Ut5PSHfzYa

It's a message from eBay They've accepted my bid for a yacht I had my eye on

I once laughed a beautiful woman into my bed Unfortunately when she saw what was on offer She laughed herself out again 😭😂😂

WORRIED ABOUT FALLING CIRCULATION ❓ LOWER YOUR COVER PRICE