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Bi and Large. She/her. Only Connect s17 champignon. 🍄 #LGBWithTheT. Like a robot, I am afraid to love. Bleep bloop.

Guildford, England
Joined September 2009
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@claz0r
clairementine
2 years
My GP surgery just texted to inform me that my upcoming smear test will be a "face-to-face" appointment. I haven't the heart to correct them.
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4 months
Add it to the list of things which appear classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor.
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4 months
"Trivia" which "did not matter to the general public" 🤔
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4 months
RT @KNEECAPCEOL: "Trivia" which "did not matter to the general public" 🤔
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4 months
RT @freshpunks: Trans women are women .Trans men are men.Forever and always.
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4 months
RT @PatrickPamment: We go again on Monday. #pointless.
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7 months
RT @CAFCofficial: Supporters can now vote from a shortlist of five fans who have been selected for election to our new Advisory Board 🗳️. T….
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RT @jonty: So I've been notified that my role is at risk. Would anybody like to hire a me. I've spent the last 7 years as chief software a….
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clairementine
9 months
And then Cambodian marching powder?.
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clairementine
9 months
I just accidentally coined the phrase Canadian Marching Powder.
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10 months
RT @INA_RevueMedias: 📺 Le lundi soir, sur @BBCTwo, Royaume-Uni se passionne pour un quiz à la difficulté extrême : « Only Connect ». L'un d….
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clairementine
10 months
ACTUAL CELEBRITY SPOT AT THE STATION
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11 months
RT @ohkirsten: Fun game: refer to it clunkily as "man explaining" until a guy snaps and corrects you. #thisctuallyhappenedtoday.
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11 months
Beers and pals and a heart-wrenchingly rocking gig, topped off with watching a slice of only connect alongside the man I love at the end of it. A grand birfday.
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11 months
What's the best boozer near the black heart in Camden for early evening pre gig drinks?.
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11 months
RT @eveappeal: Gemma was told she was too young for #WombCancer before being diagnosed at 39. She shares her story with us for #GynaeCanc….
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11 months
Please read and share this important blog post by my beloved Gemma, told to @eveappeal who have been an invaluable source of support to her.
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𝙳𝚛 𝙶𝚎𝚖𝚖𝚊 ☕︎
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I told @eveappeal my cancer diagnosis story. Please consider sharing it with people in your life who might benefit from it #gynaecancerawarenessmonth #gcam.
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RT @gemgemloulou: I told @eveappeal my cancer diagnosis story. Please consider sharing it with people in your life who might benefit from i….
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1 year
RT @AFu_: Guildford pals or acquaintances. HMU if you want 2 free tickets for this tomorrow. I can’t go now. 😢.
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1 year
RT @gemgemloulou: As my #cancer diagnosis took some advocating for my health, I think it's best to be open about how it came about 🧵[1/].
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1 year
One for my chemists - our Staycation Lite sign says something different at this angle
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1 year
RT @isaperezxx: - Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female.-Caster Semennya was accused of being a man….
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