clay holt
@clayace
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a well rounded individual.
Up your ass and to the left
Joined January 2011
When I was younger I’ld push the garage door button & try to Indiana Jones it. Now I watch it slowly close reflecting on my increasing debt, forgotten dreams, and aging health problems til it slams shut and I’m left wondering... how am I getting all my groceries up stairs in 1 go
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After a brief hiatus, glad to be back contributing for @oilrigEDM on such a fun topic regarding how Edmonton can field a competitive, cap-compliant team.
The #Oilers will need to get creative in order to improve the team this offseason as well as stay cap complaint. Darnell explores the options here! https://t.co/eAjCyByNX4
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The Dozen: Daily Trivia Game 120 PERFECT! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 https://t.co/ByUSk8qoSk
@TheDozenTrivia x @BarstoolSports
#TheDailyDozen I cheated on the NBA one.
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I’m going straight up the gut first 6 tries for hopefully 3-4yds. 7th attempt, same formation, but I’m cutting it outside! 8-10 I’m hoping my OC has some nasty play calls to get back the 15 I lost taking it outside.
10 carries without question. Just give me a decent runblocking OL. We’re also going to run a playaction or two to keep the defense on their toes so I’m not facing exclusively loaded boxes.
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Sure I’ll take the Magnum Ferrari for a spin but my heart lies here #thefallguy
BTTF would be fun but I’m riding into the sunset in the General Lee..
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I feel theres a reverse windchill effect when spring starts to show “tomorrows high will be -2 but it will feel like +18, get out those shorts it’s gonna be a scorcher!”
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NYR BOS NYI ARI PHI
Build the ultimate #NHL team: (choose 1 TEAM per category) • Forwards: ______ • Defence: ______ • Goalies: ______ • Prospect Pool: ______ • Mascot: ______
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You have to listen to the end🤣🤣. I think @dannygoodtimes2 would like this
She was 38 hot 😂😂. Y'all need this laugh this morning.
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If I’ve learned anything working at the auction mart, it’s don’t be the second last cow loading on to cattle liner. #ifyouknowyouknow #AgTwitter
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Youngest thought the X meant bad and nice was crossed out. Opening presents was on hold for 10 minutes while tears were wiped and promising there would be no coal in her bag. Nice job Santa. #MerryChristmas
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Don’t tell mom! I’m so sorry, Don’t tell mom!
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