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MYRTLE URKEL

@cjthedansa

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Free thinker. Nothing is impossible! The solution to the execution just hasn’t been found yet! Louisiana born, raised, and living! Lover of life! #courtneyarnel

Opelousas, LA
Joined July 2011
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@cjthedansa
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3 years
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@cjthedansa
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28 days
I have really made it public knowledge for years for people to leave me alone in my peaceful place. They decided to bother me last weekend and I went so hard that people are still calling me today doing wellness checks 😂 I bet yall leave me the hell alone now! 😂😂😂.
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@cjthedansa
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1 month
Inbox troll: “you don’t know how to submit! That’s why you’ll always be single!”. Me: sir… I submit to you a fuck you and a fuck off! . 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽.
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@cjthedansa
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1 month
I’ll say it! The fan popping from boots on the ground definitely made comfortable space for us southern belles that have been carrying our lace fans for years with all the judgment! 😂 it’s our time!.
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@cjthedansa
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1 month
Yall… where the hell these thick ass white girls coming from?!???.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I’m not in the mood to date. Please stop asking me out. I’m about to play dead!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I would really like to disappear. I’ve had enough.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I could really use a hug.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
Being gentle with myself today. Taking it easy.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
Mama told me get a new man. I got a gym membership instead! Please leave me the hell alone. I snapped this week and you tryna send me down the aisle! Please get somebody else to do it!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
My mama told me it’s time for me to get a new man! I’m not getting any younger and I don’t need to be living alone anymore. Ma’am… my house was broken into again this week, my closets were raided, a man jumped out on me in road rage, I threw up on a cop… Guh bye!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
Ready to get some travel in! I need some waves and some sand, some carribean beats, and a few gun people to dance with! Allow me to enjoy myself!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
This is definitely cuddle weather!.
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2 months
The hardest decision in life to make is “do I address it?!” Bc on the one hand, I don’t want my peace disturbed, but if I let it slide, it could happen again. On the other hand, if I address it, i don’t really have a filter and i stand firm, so they may end up feeling attacked.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
One session in and new therapist thinks I’ve been “emotionally terrorized”! 🤦🏽‍♀️ she’s not wrong. I want off this island.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
Drinking iced black coffee this morning! This is wayyy too adult of a decision for me! My tastebuds are childish!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I love too hard 🥺.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
Going in professionally and shutting down emotionally might be what’s best for me right now. I don’t like feeling like this.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I do need my.Feet and back rubbed though! Mama danced her heart out tonight!.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
It’s something about my post bath routine that just makes me feel like a woman 🥰🥰🥰.
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@cjthedansa
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2 months
I like my lil yeah 🥰.
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