Every founder’s gotta eat some “sales” broccoli, or you’ll stay broke with beautiful code 🥦.

The “build in public” movement is just group therapy for founders too broke to afford an actual therapist 😅.

Distribution is like flossing: everyone agrees it’s important, almost nobody actually does it, and when you finally do, it feels weird and you bleed a little.

RT @cjaythecreator: Being an indie maker in 2025 is like joining a party where everyone’s already drunk and all the good snacks are gone.

All this business wisdom is just common sense in a $29 ebook.

You can pedal a stationary bike for hours and still be exactly where you started. This tweet is not about fitness.

Building a business is 10% strategy, 90% bullshitting with confidence until the numbers look real. Anyone who says otherwise is selling a course.

Being an indie maker in 2025 is like joining a party where everyone’s already drunk and all the good snacks are gone.

Another business milestone celebration going perfectly until the first investor shows up

Best sales words to close deals:. Proven.Free.Guaranteed.Exclusive.Easy.Results.Limited.Bonus.I’m from Jeff.

The only real founder perk? Getting to pick which fires to ignore first 🥰.

In a world of realness, being a little fake is the only honest move left 🤔.

I love secretly googling acronyms in meetings and pretending you actually know what you’re doing 😎.

I love how they protest in Spain. Protesting and business both teach you that if you stand around long enough with a bold message, eventually someone will ask, “So what do you want?” . The trick is not looking confused when it happens.

Building your SaaS is like throwing a party - if nobody complains about the noise, you probably threw a pretty boring party. Make the neighbors call the cops 🚨.

Stop over-designing for gods sake and just hand them the damn spoon before you invent the can opener nobody asked for lol.

Founders, do your parents still ask when you’ll get a real job?.

Every time you fix one problem, three new ones pop up and demand a meeting

Every time you fix one problem, three new ones pop up and demand a meeting

The printer will ALWAYS jam five minutes before your biggest meeting.