Building a business is pure quantum behavior. You’re simultaneously a genius and an absolute idiot.

Does anyone still remember Apple Vision Pro? 😆

Horizontal scrolling is weird. You’re just trying to scroll down like a normal human, and suddenly you’re sideways-sliding through a parallax nightmare like a drunk crab 🦀

An MVP usually means "Might Vanish Permanently”

If your pitching event doesn’t have a live band, don't even bother inviting me

Tasks that need to be completed by the end of the year

No MRR metrics post. Enjoy 😉

Building something from nothing requires delusion so strong it legally qualifies as a performance-enhancing drug

They'll build a product in 72 hours without sleep, but ask them to write a 2‑line promotional tweet and suddenly it's "I need to add another feature”

I hate open-plan offices. Basically, it's when we take walls - the greatest invention since silence and replace them with "collaboration" that no one actually does

You just can’t call yourself a design studio if your studio doesn’t have a moody black-and-white team photo 💯

Full-stack devs are just frontend devs who lie confidently about backend dev work

CSS is amazing - one missing bracket and suddenly everything is left-aligned like a communist manifesto

Ok, I’ll be extremely bold - there is no such thing as a “small change”. NO SUCH THING

Blaming the algorithm is the modern-day ‘my dog ate the metrics’

There’s a special place in hell for those who doesn’t let me paste a password on their website

Your ‘viable’ product always requires: · Blockchain integration (for some reason) · 17 microservices to serve a button · Machine learning that guesses if users are happy · A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched

“Maybe I should apply for a normal job?" Be frank - how often do you have this thought?

Nothing humbles you like chasing an invoice for $50 while someone announces their Series A

First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆