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ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ 'ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ' ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɢᴏ......2.0

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@cj11lfc
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2 months
I GOT THE JOB!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Just done a following/followers clear out! If you're still here don't feel special.......Just means you're not a porn or fake account 😘
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Am I sitting on the sofa eating a large pizza to myself watching Harry Potter on a Friday night? Yes! Yes I am!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
lf someone seriously wants to be a part of your life, they will seriously make an effort to be in it!
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Could have worse views at work! 😍
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Somehow managed to get Justin Timberlake & Usher tickets this week! Now having to sell a kidney to pay off the credit card 😬😬
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Everyone posting selfies and posts about going 'out out'......and then there's me tucked up on the sofa eating pizza watching an Air Fryer & The Eiffel Tower singing on tele! 👀
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Some days I just want to turn off my location, deactivate all my accounts, ghost everyone, go for a walk and never come back!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
The temptation to book a one way flight is huge!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
This time last year I was in New York. Now I'm in bed with 50 chicken nuggets before 7pm! Funny how life works!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Sunday Selfie! (Some will say I need a haircut.......and a smile!) 📸
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
People who brag about how much money they earn! 🤢🤢
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Is there a cure for being a fat bastard?! Asking for myself!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
I need to stop ordering takeaways! I also need to get a social life! Neither of them are changing any time soon though!
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Just me that slept through the Northern Lights then! 🙄🙄🙄
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Remember when Facebook had the 'check in safe' option and you had Sharon living 4 doors down checking in safe for an earthquake in Turkey!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Why do people insist on talking to you before 11am?! A simple smile or nod would do!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Fancy a Chinese?
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3 months
Tough that 🤔
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Happy Mother's Day to all you mums out there! ❤️
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Got two valentines messages today. One from Snapchat the other my bank warning me of scams on this day! Neither of them are from an actual human 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
This weather is seriously depressing! Any danger of the sun showing up?!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Off to the beach! Time to clear the head!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Remember nobody is too busy for you. It's all about their priorities!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
9pm on a Friday and I'm tucked up in bed! I'm so old & unsociable!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Shout out to all them people who are brave enough to shoot their shot! Absolutely no fucking chance you're seeing it from me. Couldn't take the rejection!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Another weekend without plans! I really need to stop being so antisocial! But people are fuckwits and I can't be dealing with fuckwits!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Ever nip into the shops to get something then walk out 10mins later with everything but the item you went in for?! 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Going full Bridget Jones tonight! On the sofa under a blanket eating my weight in ice cream!
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Is eating a family box of Fabs for my dinner acceptable?
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Ever rub your eyes so hard you end up floating in space?
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Easter Egg chocolate is better then normal chocolate! Fact!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Just spent £40 on a Chinese! I'm a fat bastard!!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Ever look at a coworker and think I really dislike you?!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
How has my Saturday nights become me watching an air fryer and a boiled egg singing on tele?! 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
You know you've reached peak adulthood when you get excited to hang the washing outside!
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@cj11lfc
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19 days
Last week I was getting sun burn! Today I'm in two coats!! It's May 22nd!!!! Any danger of summer showing up?
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Windows 98 Vibes!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Delighted to be at work in Baltic temperatures! 🥶🥶
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@cj11lfc
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8 days
Sunday Selfie! 📸
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Just seen people born in 2006 are now out in nightclubs!! If I didn't feel old already!!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Happy Valentines to the beauts that follow me! ❤️
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
People who say money doesn't buy happiness talk absolute bollocks!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Feeling blessed! Got my Valentines message from Snapchat 🥰
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@cj11lfc
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29 days
Why can't I have a cuppa tea without scoffing down a pack of biscuits?!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Boiler has broke so I'm sat on the sofa dressed like I'm about to go on a full polar expedition!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Bed before 8! Just want to hide from civilisation! Can't be bothered with life at the moment!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
The weekend weather was just a cock tease then!! 🙄☔️
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@cj11lfc
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8 days
Not even 10 in the morning and someone has a BBQ going! I want to be friends with this guy!!!!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Sooooooooooo many snakes about! 👀
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Might get into bed, put Harry Potter on and finish off yesterday's chocolate!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Knowing there's a 4 day weekend meant today was always going to drag!! Home time can't come quick enough!!
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@cj11lfc
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14 days
What's quicker? Half hour lunch break at work or a bank holiday weekend!! Need another day or two!
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Being surrounded by people but feeling so lonely is such a head fuck!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Well that's me a week closer to retirement......or death! Whatever comes first!
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Buzzing for tomorrow.....being back at work! Said no one ever!!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
14th of March is Steak & BJ day apparently......I will be having neither! What's the point in life?! 💔
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
How's it possible to stink of BO?!! It's freezing out!! Disgusting! 🤢🤢
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Imagine my shock to wake up and see its raining again! 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Here's my weekly Saturday night tweet moaning about being a recluse and watching kitchen appliances sing on the tele!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
I want to be a nice person but everyone annoys me!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Well today's been a long week! 🥱
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
It's 2024! BO shouldn't be a thing!! 🤢🤢
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
First day of spring today. Looks out window to see noahs ark floating down the street! ☔️☔️
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
People are very judgemental on how other people look considering they themselves look like the back end of a donkey!!!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
You are the greatest project you will ever work on! 🫶🏽
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@cj11lfc
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10 days
Friday night and everyone i know is out......I'm laying in bed before 9 dropping my phone on my face!
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@cj11lfc
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12 days
Gym before work. Will be walking around all day like a 90 year old man! 😩
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
In bed at 7:30! I have got very old very fast!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Spent the evening looking at holidays I can't afford!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Do it every night! Eat too much cake and biscuits until I feel sick and disappointed in myself......we go again tomorrow night!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Benefits to being a loser is you get to read about people's hangovers and not having one yourself! 😳
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Good Morning! It's the weekend!! 😍
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Just nipped out to my car......neighbour starts talking to me......a little bit of sick comes up......we are neighbours! We don't talk! Pick someone else to have a conversation with!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Any danger of it warming up?! Shouldn't be using my heated seats in April!!! 🥶🥶
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Love that I can eat my bodyweight in chocolate this weekend and not be judged for it!
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@cj11lfc
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6 days
Feel like my mental health has driven head on into a wall! 🤯
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
I'm rooting for anybody trying to do better because life ain't easy!
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@cj11lfc
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6 days
Must have listened to Eminems new track 20 times today! He's definitely the GOAT!! 😍
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
I know I'm a delicate flower but I'm wearing two coats in April!!! It's freeeeeeeeeeeezing!! 🥶🥶
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@cj11lfc
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17 days
Did someone say a three day weekend? 🥳
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Oi! Guess what?! It's raining again!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Good Morning 👋🏼
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@cj11lfc
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15 days
The older I get the more antisocial and private I become! Should have been more like this sooner!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Need a week away all inclusive somewhere warm! Lay there in the sun with endless amounts of alcohol to drink away my problems!
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@cj11lfc
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1 month
Didn't realise how sunburnt I was until I got in the shower! Pass me the Aloe Vera!!!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
How much nicer is it going to work in daylight! 😍
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
That instant regret you get when you bump into someone you haven't seen in ages and ask how they've been for them to then proceed in telling you how they've been like you give a shit!
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@cj11lfc
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15 days
This is like saying you didn't know water is wet!!
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@cj11lfc
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14 days
No alarm waking me up today but instead had the neighbours chickens clucking away at 5:30!! 🤬🤬
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
😂😂😂
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Sofa, Pizza and Netflix! Another wild Saturday night!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Who already has eaten to much chocolate? 🙋🏽‍♂️🤢
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@cj11lfc
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4 months
Is it just me who has nicknames for their neighbours?
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Think it's about time we have a 4 day working week!
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@cj11lfc
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2 months
Woke up and it's raining......hasn't done that in a while! 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Anyone else lay there in bed on your phone then dropping it onto your face or is that just me?!
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@cj11lfc
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4 days
Why am I tucked up under a blanket in June?!! It's freeeeeeeeezing!!!!
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
Actually frightening the number of shite drivers on the road!! 😬
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@cj11lfc
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5 months
Mon-Fri can't wake up! Sat-Sun can't sleep! Wide awake from 5am! 🙄
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@cj11lfc
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3 months
My mental health has full control of me at the moment! It's a right shitter!!
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