@chrisdsanchez
Mom banging on the door to wake me and my friend up because we were leaving on a trip with others - she knew he was over but didn't know we would be naked in the same bed.
OK so I may not be on here as much this weekend. Just found out my cat is riddled with cancer and I am going to have to put him to sleep before he starts going into pain. This will not be easy and will spend the rest of the time I can with him.
1st guy - I know what you're thinking
2nd guy - I bet you don't
1st guy - really you have your dick planted against me.
2nd guy - (smirking) we will talk later
@ItsJeffHudson
Sure, just dm me your social security number, full legal name, birth date, full address and mothers full maiden name and I will mail it to you immediately 🤣🤣🤣
I just wanted to thank all of you for your messages and support. My best buddy and cat Rascal has moved on today. I will be back and forth on here the next few days while I try to fill the emptiness of losing him. All you guys and gals have been so great - thank you all.
@charlieputh
Best quotes. “The first song I ever jerked off to was fucking ‘This Love’ by Maroon 5,”“Now I’m good friends with Adam Levine. [I told him] and he was like, ‘That’s really weird.’”, comedian Sarah Schauer tweeted in August, “if someone doesn’t fuck him soon I fear the worst.”
Had the most wonderful doctor visit today. I had the gorgeous PA I would give anything to get with. Today probably nothing under his scrubs cause you could see the entire outline of his body head to ankles. So glad he didn't ask me to stand.
My house starts filling with people from tomorrow on for the next week and I will be on twitter less during that time. I hope you all have a great holiday, Christmas and more.
To my older gent friends - never give up. Used the most cringe line last night and didn't get home till like 6am. Talking to a cute guy at a party. Ask him what he does. He said trying to do his masters. I said so have ya lined up any slaves yet. He said no you offering. Done
Well this was hilarious, the guy on CB that plays strip basketball just lost his last shot - got nude and was standing around - and low and behold mom and dad pull in the driveway. Someone got some explainin to do
Well looks like the big move to New York is on. Just waiting for confirmation paperwork from the place I am going and the move should happen late August.
No matter the holiday you may follow this time of the year, all my Twitter friends have a wonderful - Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Las Posadas, Diwali, Chinese New Year, Boxing Day, Ōmisoka, Saint Nicholas Day, Fiesta of Our Lady of Guadalupe, St. Lucia Day, Three Kings etc.
Ok my friends. I am off at 4am on my journey to find a new place to move to. My friend will be house sitting while I am gone which will give him a break from his roomie. I will check in as much as I can while away. Everyone - Morning - night and y'all be bad.
2nd eye opinion done and shot in the eye done. Blurry gone for today & hopefully only few months of shots left. 2nd covid tomorrow not sure if I will make it on here or not. Love you guys keep your fingers crossed for me and no 2nd covid shot sickness this week has sucked enough
@BreckerZ
No disrespect to her but coffins weigh around 200lbs a celebrity article says she was "five foot nine and a half and 120 pounds" (cremation weight about 6 lbs). 10 men lifting 20.6lbs each and struggled faces - think about it - not sayin - buttttttttttt
Take me out to the gay club,
Take me out into the crowd
Buy me some condoms and a great lube
I don't care if I ever walk again,
Let me root, root, root for the homo's,
If they don't win it's a shame
'Cause it's one, two, three fucks your out
At the old ball game
@AbsolutelyBlake
Absolutely Blake - has a boyfriend
Blake McPherson - has a girlfriend
Absolutely Blake - only shows ass
Blake McPherson - swings from tree ropes nude
Absolutely Blake - likes to have fun
Blake McPherson - hides so he doesn't do anything wrong