Hey film studios, please stop casting Jared Leto in your films. He’s shit.

Just knock it round ffs. #BANvENG #ICCWomensWorldCup2025 Missed a trick not picking Georgia Adams who’s as good as any against spin, not afraid to use her feet.

Genuinely don’t think we’re far off but the contrast in the team when Stewart went off was worrying. Easily a top 6 team with him in, mid-table without. #SaintsFC

Must be so bad for USA golf fans to know that even in their most hostile of venues, with the most hostile of crowds, with everything they tried to throw at @RyderCupEurope to put them off, they still lost. Adare Manor in 2027 could be an absolute thrashing! #RyderCupEurope

Sunbathing in Southampton #FoxOfTheDay @ChrisGPackham

I’m sorry but that’s disgusting from the yanks. Cheer your team on and boo us all you want, but when a player is addressing the ball you shut the fuck up #TeamEurope #RyderCup

I hope @hantscricket avoid relegation of course, but 12 batting bonus points all season deserves to be relegated. That simply isn’t good enough & hasn’t been for a long, long time. Joint 3rd in the table for bowling points, joint last for batting #CountyChampionship #Hampshire

Oli McBurnie, 🐠 Bishop & Kiefer Moore have all been far better than what we’ve had to offer, and they’re all shit. #SaintsFC

Remember when we had a physically strong, effective striker for this league in Che Adams? Was never gonna score 20 but did so much for the team going forward. Where is that in our team now? Not one of our strikers have any physical strength/presence to scare a defence #SaintsFC

What an over from Josh Tongue, especially after the absolutely plumb LBW that wasn’t given out 🤷🏼‍♂️ Could have a massive say this winter, especially bowling to the tail. #CountyChampionship

Skates literally drew against a team that’s only trained together as a full squad for 3 days. They’ve been together for how long now? 1, 2 seasons? This was their best chance to beat us & they drew 0-0 & we were shite. Says far more about them than it does about us #SaintsFC

We were crap 1st half & a bit better 2nd, but how long have we had to train with the new players as a full squad? 3 days tops cos of the int break. Before going into full Saints fan meltdown mode, have a bit of perspective. Their best chance of beating us & they drew #SaintsFC

When the fixtures came out Ithought this game was gonna be too soon for us. We need at least a couple of weeks training with the new players to get their roles & systems understood. Oh well. Didn’t lose, although you’d think we did seeing them celebrate at the end #SaintsFC

The more I think about it the more I’m on the side of Thanos.

This pitch back in July produced a game which lasted 50 overs less than the Hampshire v Sussex pitch in May. I’m assuming @ECB_cricket will be handing out a similar/harsher points deduction to Somerset? Surrey though will get away with producing a wicket they got 800+ on.

Everyone is Kris Boyd when Clinton Morrison speaks. #DeadlineDay

That’s a joke. Where else is the foot supposed to go after turning like that? That’s not a careless challenge, that’s a player planting his foot for balance after a bit of skill. #CHEvFUL

Wouldn’t it be nice if a player actually said the truth in an interview: “I’m only here ‘cos my agent forced the move & he wanted more money”. “I won’t be here long it’s just a prem team before I go to something bigger”. None of this “I’m here for the project crap”. #SaintsFC

Look, if a player wants to go, you can’t really stop them. But why on earth would you want to go to West Ham atm? The club is an absolute mess. Premier league yes but for how long? Potter might be gone in a month. His agent has sold him a dream that just isn’t there. #SaintsFC

When Downes scores his first goal, it would be a travesty if we don’t sing his name to the tune of Status Quo’s ‘Down Down’. “Downes Downes, Damian Downes”. (Repeat to fade). #SaintsFC