Chris Vitali
@chrisvitali
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Founder: https://t.co/4NDI0Jdy6W Owner: https://t.co/sn64fpHwbL Yankees/Devils/Knicks/Cowboys fan. BBQ nut. Bassist. Ex-Chef. The Ayatollah of Capicolla.
High Desert, CA
Joined December 2009
Man. Sad, sad news. Happy he got to see everyone and have one last blowout recently before he passed. RIP to another legend. đ¤đ˝.
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Well⌠glad I got to see Stantonâs homer when I actually sat down for 5 minutes to watch this game. Also glad Iâve been busy the entire rest of the time and missed just about everything else.
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RT @AMBS_Kernan: Yankees vs Blue Jays tonight. Real competition after All-Star made up shows .
ballnine.com
Thie Series of the Season begins Monday night in Toronto at the Rogers Centre, the first of three games between the Blue Jays and Yankees.
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You know itâs coming. And itâs overdue.
I canât wait until someone like Yadi Molina or Buster Posey gets so fed up they go back to endorsing two feet down behind the plate. Physically itâs just a more athletic position. You can do more from a blocking and receiving standpoint, period. Who even came up with this one.
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I just got a craving for a Newark-style Italian Hot Dog and the fact there is literally nothing I can do about it at the moment is some sad shit.
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Hey why not.
The Yankees have come all the way back đ¤. Anthony Volpe's second HR of the night ties it!
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This team needs an enema.
This is why I say all the time that Aaron Boone needs to be removed from the dugout. I donât want to hear anything about Brian Cashman or who really makes the lineups. The guy is a nose picking, bubble blowing buffoon. The #Yankees are softer than applesauce because of the.
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Warrenâs looking pretty solid so far. Would be nice to get him a lead to work with right here.
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RT @chrisvitali: Just trying to get the bass working again. Ignore the sound, the playing and what the guy playing bass looks like. https:/âŚ.
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Bookmarked for a Sexy Department song.
@chrisvitali Went Down on a Cactus sounds like a good start to a song about getting involved with the wrong woman! đđ¤đť.
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Just trying to get the bass working again. Ignore the sound, the playing and what the guy playing bass looks like.
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Also: Jesus you get a few greys in your beard and I looks like a went down on a cactus.
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As much as I still love baseball and try to joke about it as much as I can, I have to try and take an hour or two a night to attempt to work on songs for this Sexy Department record weâre trying to put out. Feel free to send help at any time. Because this blows lol
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I donât use Facebook much but this will ring true for a while
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The âWho Wants it Leastâ Game.
Congrats to the whole Yankees brain trust who decided to start off the 2nd half with a RP game full of guys who belong on the DFA list.
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First off, this isnât a âFire Booneâ tweet. But I canât help but think about how funny it would have been if he did get canned in the first half and had to manage the All-Star Game in one of those generic Zack Hample hats.
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On the bright side, Vivas didnât ruin his favorite pair of pants by - you know - sliding.
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Thatâs enough Yankees baseball for today. I would have had more fun rubbing butter all over my back and walking shirtless through the desert for the past hour and a half.
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