Christen Randall
@christenrandall
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twenty-three. english major. wtf.
Nashville, Tennessee
Joined February 2010
Today, I am attempting to harrass all my professors into having class outside. Details at six.
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Training seems to equal sitting in front of a computer for eight hours. I can now suggest dogfood for virtual dogs and their e-pet parents.
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I am the newest Bird and Reptile Shit Cleaner at Petco, where the pets go. Employment is glam!
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Daylight Saving Time is of the devil. I'm so ready for a nap.
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"I like birds better than owls." Straight from the horse's mouth.
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I just purchased a fancy new (and, of course, cheap) notebook. I love it. It's red. Color is, obviously, the most important thing.
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Stupid bangs, creepy men AND a dead laptop. This might be my best spring break yet!
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It's never a good thing when an old man in a white van says he likes your nose ring and then follows you in to the building. Ew.
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SPRING BREAAAAAAKK, WOOYEAH. TAKE YOUR TOPS OFF (read: get a job, get to work on activism project, get started on lit papers)!!!!!.
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Gloria Steinem was amazing yesterday. Today I am trapped behind midterm review. Some how this does not seem fitting to me.
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Today, I went job hunting. I feel like a used-up hooker. Selling blow-jays might be more productive and profitable.
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Passed out on the sofa and woke up confused. Learning makes me so tired.
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Back to being a credit card whore. Being an unemployed English major is TOPS!
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Today, I need to whore myself for a job. Not stoked!
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"Christen's a really good writer," "DAMN YOUZ A SEXI BITCH," annnnd fuck some O'Riley's auto parts. Over all, today was cold.
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