Chris Patton
@chrispatton_33
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I watch a lot of sports and try to make witty comments about what I see. I usually fail. But I try, dammit! Speaking of trying, checking out my podcast.
Central Illinois
Joined May 2009
After this weekend, I’m convinced Bret Bielema, Barry Lunney Jr., and Ben Johnson meet up at Denny’s in Bourbonnais to draw up misdirection and trick plays. @IlliniFootball @ChicagoBears
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Three guys who never have to wait in line at The Original Pancake House.
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This game was over multiple times until the officials happened.
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Congratulations to the Sages Cross Country Team! The Sages competed at the Class 1A Sectional hosted at Lake Land College. In the first race of the day, Macie Owen and Taylor Mabry have qualified for the State Meet! In the boys race, the Sages punched their ticket as a TEAM to
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Sit down first thing Monday morning and get the labor issues worked out. It would be the most baseball thing ever to follow up this series with a work stoppage in 2027. Don’t throw away this momentum.
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What happens if we lose an hour while the game is still going on?
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Tack on another two years!
Matt Rhule falls to 0-8 vs. @AP_Top25 teams at Nebraska & 2-24 vs. ranked teams in his 10-year coaching career
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I know it’s the wrong sport, but I expect a Bob Costas-narrated intro followed by “Roundball Rock” for Rutgers at Illinois on NBC.
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I’m willing to bet no other Bulls Top 5 list has former Minnesota Golden Gophers head coach Clem Haskins second and Michael Jordan fifth.
Highest scoring Bulls performances on Halloween: 39 - Chet Walker ('70) 38 - Clem Haskins ('69) 32 - JOSH GIDDEY 32 - Bob Love ('70) 30 - Michael Jordan ('97)
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Bulls 135, Knicks 125 Bulls are 5-0 for first time in 29 years Giddey 32 pts (career-high), 10 Rebs, 9 assists Vucevic 26 pts, 7 Rebs Dosunmu 22 pts, 8-10 FGs 53 bench points Billy Donovan’s 200th win as Bulls coach Brunson 29 pts
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On This Day in Wrestling History - Dusty Rhodes's famous HARD TIMES promo 40 years ago today on Mid-Atlantic Wrestling (10/29/85) https://t.co/7K6bc9wblf
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Has Grant Park been booked yet for the Bulls championship celebration?
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Congratulations to @chrispatton_33 on winning the signed Chuck Swirsky #bobblehead! Let’s go Bulls! @ctsbulls
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Big 8 Sports Soda (1984-1985): A line of cola from the Sports Soda company in Champaign, Illinois, released to celebrate the upcoming college football season for the Big 8 Conference. Eight collectible cans were released, one for each team in the conference. Check this 🧵!
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Why does Collinsworth pat Rodgers on the back for a lateral throw of maybe 1 yard where the receiver did all the work to gain 9 yards?
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Again, not intentional grounding. Receiver cutting to where the ball is being thrown.
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That’s not intentional grounding. Receiver 5-7 yards away cutting to the sideline.
Twice now in the first half has Caleb Williams been flagged for intentional grounding. Bears used their last timeout to not avoid the 10 second runoff.
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The OKC Thunder are on pace to play 82 double overtime games this season.
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