Chris
@chrisnotgreg
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kinda looks like greg but is actually chris
Joined January 2011
dr. bronner's therapist: oh wow sounds like there's a lot to unpack here
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if your italian food truck isn’t named “gnocchi dokie” then what are we even doing
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was frustrated I couldn’t find the nail clippers again, so I bought a multi pack
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sometimes i like to think about how the world is so big that almost everything possible has already happened and that means that someone out there has been dumped over linkedin messenger
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invisibility and flight are cool, but if I could have any superpower it would be putting the dishes in the dishwasher right away instead of letting them build up in the sink
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it's not common knowledge, but many biblical scholars believe that Abraham was not going to sacrifice Isaac for God, but simply to see if Isaac was cake
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it took a pandemic to limit this chipotle bathroom to one person at a time
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the edible didn’t hit until I read an ad telling me to “Discover the Moment” and then holy fuck
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whoa, the original FORTRAN compiler ran simulations to find hot spots in the code, thanks to Lois Haibt. FORTRAN was released in 1957 and was the first true compiler (as opposed to simpler assemblers)
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in these strange times sometimes even remembering today’s date is hard, so I made a little site to help https://t.co/ZflRuECbDH
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Amid all the panic today I was lucky enough to find a 12-pack of toilet paper, but after buying it and getting it home I realized I have no idea how to cook it
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