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Wonders of the World I Can’t See #C4WOW and #ScaredOfTheDark on @Channel4 now! - “Yonks!” 2024 tour on sale. click the link for tickets…
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I will be hitting the road in 2024 with my brand-new tour Yonks! Check out dates and tickets at
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I have news! Channel 4 have only gone and given me my own show haven't they - And it's a bloody big one 🤯
Reluctant traveller and comedian
@ChrisMcCausland
to front new four part
@channel4
series, The Wonders of the World I Can’t See
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Absolutely the 100% deserved winner of
#ScaredOfTheDark
- and now my new lovely kind hearted friend
@PaulGazza_8
- what a bloody journey! X
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I am delighted to announce that I will be taking over the
@ITV
Saturday morning breakfast slot for 11 weeks over the summer. I am really excited about this, although I can't do autocue and I don't know where the cameras are - What can possibly go wrong 😏
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18 years performing stand-up, and this is the first gig I’ve ever done in a tie. The
@RoyalVariety
will be on in just two hours, ITV at 7:20!
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Today is 20 years since my first ever gig at the new act night at the Bedford in Balham. I had no idea back then what a wonderful community of people I was joining. What a way to spend a couple of decades! I will be celebrating today, on stage of course. X
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The eye masks in bed on
#ScaredOfTheDark
are in case there is an emergency in the middle of the night and they have to put the lights on quickly, would be very damaging to peoples eyes. Well, everybody else’s. But they still made me wear mine as well 🤣
#ScaredOfTheDark
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The day is finally here! You can see me making my panel show debut on BBC1 tonight at 9:30, sat next to this bloke. I hope you all like it! Thanks
@WILTY_TV
🤗
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The amount of lovely positive feedback about
#ScaredOfTheDark
has been totally overwhelming. Thanks to everybody that watched it, and to all those who said how much they enjoyed it! It was a real privilege to be part of it all. If you fancy seeing more of me, my tour dates are…
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I’ve had the best day.
Just me and my daughter on the floor in the living room with cushions, blankets, pizza, chocolate, Home Alone, Richie Rich, and The Greatest Showman. What an epic day of just the two of us slobbing about the place! 🙌
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What a joy it was to be stuffing my face on Christmas
@SaturdayKitchen
today - now I just need a lie down.
#SaturdayKitchen
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If you didn’t see it, here is the BAFTA presentation I did with Lee on Sunday - Lee Mack and Chris McCausland make the funniest presenting duo 😂 | The BAFTAS 2022 - BBC - YouTube
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My telly series starts tonight straight after the football! Wonders of the World I Can’t See, 10pm on
@Channel4
- First off, I am in Athens with the comedy legend that is
@HarryHill
🙌
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Have I Got News for You was tons of fun tonight. I am not sure how much of my bits will be broadcastable, but it will be on your telly tomorrow 👍🏻
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I've been keeping lids on this for ages, and we start filming today! Merry Christmas everyone 🎅🏻🎄
Lee Mack &
@ChrisMcCausland
will star as two perpetually feuding neighbours in a one-off festival comedy drama on Sky titled Bad Tidings.
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Well isn’t this very exciting! Thanks to
@Channel4
and to
@OpenMike_TV
for their fantastic support 👍🏻
Chris McCausland's live show Speaky Blinder is to be filmed and broadcast by Channel 4 later this year. Tickets for the tour are currently available.
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Want to see me doing some actual acting? Well today is your lucky day. 9 pm tonight!
Chris McCausland guest stars in a great episode of Not Going Out tonight, which is set on a train. BBC1, 9pm:
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If you don’t want to watch a whole 2 glorious hours of me on the telly tonight, then stay away from
@Channel4
- I will be on
@TheLastLeg
at 10pm, followed imediately by an hour of stand-up from my tour finale at the Shepherds Bush Empire in May!
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Even if you don’t think I am very funny, hopefully you might at least think that I am quite interesting. I will be trying to be both, tonight on
@BBCTwo
at 9pm alongside these wonderful bozos…
@sanditoksvig
@alandavies1
@jimmycarr
and
@JenBrister
🤗.
@qikipedia
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“UK record after Welsh man shears 902 sheep in nine hours” - How did they count this without falling asleep?
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I see there is a new Netflix special from Ali Wong. I thought her first two were bloody brilliant. I have a hunch this one might also be very very good.
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Absolutely. I deeply regret not asking for some dirty audio recordings instead.
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I would like to apologise to all Southampton fans for my abysmal debut performance in goal this evening. They promised me there would be a bell in the ball.
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Just to give you a heads up… I created a brand-new comedy panel show with
@BBCStudios
for Radio 4 which will be on this Thursday at 6:30. It’s called “You heard it here first” - I am incredibly chuffed with how it turned out, it would be lovely if you listen to it! 🤗
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Want to see me press this button a few times? Rejoice - The QI Christmas special is on tonight on
@BBCTwo
at 9:30. 📺🎅🏻🎄
@qikipedia
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I will be taking some time off work. It’s hard to think of anything funnier than Manchester United at the moment.
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Catch me on this tonight. Mel is bloody awesome!!!
#BigInJapan
🤣🤣🤣
Tonight’s
#HIGNFY
is hosted by Mel Giedroyc, with panellists
@chrismccausland
and
@KirstyWark
joining Ian and Paul. BBC One at 9pm (also on iPlayer)
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A brand-new series of my comedy panel show “You heard it here first” starts tomorrow on
@BBCRadio4
at 6:30pm with guests,
@rialina_
@MisterABK
@thedonnapreston
@rhysjamesy
– It’s a belter!
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Yes, I will be stuffing my face and pretending it's work on next week's Christmas Saturday Kitchen! 🎄🎅🏻
Thanks for watching
#SaturdayKitchen
and
#BestBites
this weekend!
We'll be continuing our Countdown to Christmas 🎄 next Saturday on
@BBCOne
with
@matt_tebbutt
,
@jollyolly
,
@donnahay
,
@DonalSkehan
,
@thebeefyboys
and
@chrismccausland
! 🥳
Enjoy the rest of your weekend!🙌
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Jeff Stelling, the man who achieved the seemingly impossible… He made watching other people watching football exciting and fun. This sounds like he has died, he hasn’t, he has just announced he’s leaving Sky after 30 years. “Remarkable Jeff!”
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Tonight is episode two of my show, as me and the fabulously splendid
@tomallencomedy
hit Rome. Wonders of the World I Can’t See 10pm
@Channel4
#C4WOW
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Tonight I will be hosting the first episode of the brand-new series of
#LiveAtTheApollo
- it’s on 📺 at 10pm
@BBC
@BBCTwo
🤗
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Does anything make the Tories look even more of a shambles, than all of them wanting to be the next leader. - And it still looks like the options are either inappropriately rich, unbelievably hideous, or never bloody heard of them.
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3 pence off a pint is like the worlds worst loyalty card. For every 200 pints you buy, you get one free pint.
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I have done live at the Apollo3 times, but now I have the place to myself. Yikes!
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Today this 45-year-old bloke is as giddy as a teenager. First concert since before the pandemic. All the way from Hollywood… Gguns N’ fucking Roses 🤣🤘🏻
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My mind is usually in the gutter anyway 🤣
Lol at Chris McCausland's reply on BBC's 'Have I Got News For You' 🍑😂 👏
#HIGNFY
Hosted by Mel Giedroyc, with panellists
@chrismccausland
and
@KirstyWark
joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. BBC One & iPLAYER.
#UK
#TV
#Comedy
#BBC
@haveigotnews
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Two full hours of me on
@Channel4
tomorrow night, because straight after me on this, it’s an hour of my stand-up from my tour finale at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire in May!
Join us tomorrow night on
@Channel4
from 10pm
We'll be joined by Susan Wokoma,
@seannwalsh
and
@chrismccausland
!
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I will be on Have I Got News for You on November 29th. It’s listed online and everything. They can’t change their mind now, can they? Stick it in your diaries! Jesus, I’ve got newspapers to read 🤯
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Look who’s on the lineup for this years Royal Variety… only little old me and some fella called Sir Rod Stewart. That’s a bit mad isn’t it!
The Royal Variety Charity is delighted to announce the line-up for The Royal Variety Performance 2021 at The
@RoyalAlbertHall
on 18th Nov.
Final ticket release on sale now, this will be your last chance to secure your place at this momentous performance 🎟
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My comedy hour is now available on
@Channel4
for you to watch. Taken from the final show of my last tour at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire in May. Enjoy! 'Chris McCausland Live: Speaky Blinder'? Watch it here on Channel 4:
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You can catch me on your telly screens tonight on one of my favourite shows!
📺 Tonight at 9pm on BBC Two there's a brand new episode of QI XL and it's about things that are completely UNRELATED.
✨Starring Sandi, Alan,
@tomallencomedy
,
@chrismccausland
and Lou Sanders!
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This week I get to do one of those things that doesn’t feel quite real. I get to sit in dictionary Corner on proper grown-up adult countdown - and bring the tone down a bit of course. 🤯
Today our debutant Dictionary Corner Guest
@chrismccausland
makes a great point about the show.
Join us today on
@Channel4
at 2:10pm to see more with
@ColinMurray
,
@susie_dent
and
@RachelRileyRR
Countdown | Mon-Fri | 2.10pm on Channel 4
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Hahaha.
Absolutely LOVED seeing the hilarious
@chrismccausland
tonight however how is it that it’s me and mum who have managed to have our eyes closed and look in the wrong bloody direction in the photo!! 😂🫣✌🏼😆
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Catch me on last night’s
#HIGNFY
@haveigotnews
on
@BBCiPlayer
now. Hosted bye the flipping brilliant Mel Giedroyc
#BigInJapan
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Tonight is the final episode of
#ScaredOfTheDark
- 9pm on
@Channel4
- And it’s an extra long one! 👍🏻
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And I will be on episode one this Friday.
My third consecutive series, that’s a bit mad isn’t it 🤯
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I have taken the brave decision to relinquish myself of my lifetime collection of various leads and cables. No doubt tomorrow I will find myself desperately needing a double female phono to single male phono adapter for the first time in 20 years.
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Well that is the end of the series of my
@BBCRadio4
comedy panel show “You heard it here first” - All of the episodes are now available on
@BBCSounds
. Give it a listen! X
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My national tour kicks off soon with in excess of 100 dates!… Tickets are on sale now! 🎫🎫🎫 over 100 dates on the road, probably means over 100 pizzas for dinner 😋 Come and see me live, while I am alive 🤞 all dates here…
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You can hear me on the latest episode of the
@Parenting_Hell
podcast - hosted by these lovable bozos
@robbeckettcomic
&
@joshwiddicombe
- Listen via Apple on the link, or find it yourself in all the usual podcast places
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Tomorrow I head off to film the final episode for series one of my travel show, and it's a biggy! I can't say where, but it rhymes with Viagra Balls. 😏
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You can catch me on three things this evening, which feels weird as I haven't left the house in 10 days. 🔉 Recorded last night, The News Quiz is on R4 at 6:30! 📺 Brand-new Would I Lie to You? is on BBC One at 8:30! 📺 Me hosting Live at the Apollo is then on BBC Two at 9:45.
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Thanks
@ComediansFpl
- I didn’t even know this was a thing that existed. The only problem is, I now have to wait a whole week before I can open the bloody thing. Jon, Matt… It was a pleasure to beat you both! 🤤
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Filming Have I Got News for You tonight. How do you make Northern Ireland trade protocols funny? 🤔 Please be advised that any funny responses may be used on TV.
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Trying to eat in at a
@McDonaldsUK
is a terrible experience since they started doing the home deliveries. Takes absolutely ages to get served now every time.
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A little TV heads up… I will be on The Big Breakfast this coming Saturday with a lot of people much cooler than me, but I will try to hold my own. It will be on
@Channel4
at 10am 📺
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Today I am filming
#ComediansGivingLectures
for
@DaveChannel
- everybody else has autocue, I have to do this from my head… This could take bloody hours 🤣
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28 minutes to go!…
‘
@ChrisMcCausland
travels to Rome with
@tomallencomedy
to train as gladiators and make pasta before Tom tries (try being the key word) to describe the Colosseum to Chris.
#WondersOfTheWorldICantSee
, 10pm on
@Channel4
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Worked with
@SamRyderMusic
for the telly today. Was shocked to discover just how hairy he is. In my head he was a lovely clean cut chappy up until this morning. 😲
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Well it’s the 1st of March, almost spring, and today I film one of my favourite comedy panel shows – and it will be the Christmas special 🤣 Ho! Ho! Ho! 🎅🏻
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Well I’m not sure if this will ever happen again, but at the moment I have 10 different shows that I have already filmed that have not been on the telly yet… You’ll be bloody sick of me by Christmas if you’re not already.
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Feeling much better and looking forward to getting back on the road this weekend with two shows in both Worcester and Bracknell!
#Yonks
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Lots of people are following me this last 15 minutes or so. I wonder what has prompted this. 🤔
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I would like to apologise to every single person in Scotland. I didn't realise you'd all had a meeting about me.
@chrismccausland
don't come to Scotland your not welcome after slagging us off on the royal variety show I used to like you
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With two episodes under our belt already, we continue filming on my Channel 4 travel show tomorrow. Going to get the next two episodes filmed pretty much back to back over the next couple of weeks. It’s all gone great so far, and I haven’t died in a plane crash, yet. 🤞
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I love Scotland, but the joke was: "Let's hope we don't get a Scottish variant of covid, because no doubt we'll never hear the end of it until it's recognised as it's own independent virus. It will just bore us all to death slowly over five years." - Boom!!
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Today is my last day on
@C4Countdown
- What a joy and a real privilege it was to get to do this! 2:10pm on
@Channel4
Friday means it is
@chrismccausland
's last day in Dictionary Corner for now. 😢
We hope he comes back soon
Join us today on
@Channel4
at 2:10pm. With
@ColinMurray
,
@RachelRileyRR
,
@susie_dent
Countdown | Mon-Fri | 2.10pm on Channel 4
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This has just started right now!
✨Happy Christmas Eve EVE!✨Join us on
@BBCOne
at 10am as we get jolly and festive with
@matt_tebbutt
,
@jollyolly
,
@DonalSkehan
,
@donnahay
,
@thebeefyboys
and the hilarious
@chrismccausland
!🎄 You won't want to miss this one!😁
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The hardest thing about going blind was realising that I would never play for Liverpool, and that the best I could hope for would be Everton 😎
@chrismccausland
Always thought of RP as being such a cruel condition but you are very open and humourous about your sight loss - well it seems that way on here and on TV. Maybe it’s a bit of the scouse humour aswell 😂😂
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What can I say, I don't just do
#Wilty
to give you all a laugh, I'm there to change peoples lives
I’m not prepared to give him credit just yet but I tried
@chrismccausland
sleep technique from
@WILTY_TV
last night and woke up before my alarm… 😂
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Myself and my comedy comrades at last night's
@RoyalVariety
- What a fabulous night it was for all involved!
@1Judilove
@joshwiddicombe
@BillBailey
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Tonight is episode 3 of my show - Wonders of the World I Can’t See, and I am off to Jordan with the ultracool and brilliant bloke that is
@GuzKhanOfficial
– 10pm on
@Channel4
#C4WOW
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Well last night was my first TV panel show filming with a full audience since November 2019, and what a joy it was! Everything since then has either had no studio audience or a teeny weenie one. I feel so much funnier when there are people there to laugh at me 🤣
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Well Richard Herring finally got around to inviting me onto his podcast. I was annoyed it took him so long, but I tried not to let it show. You can listen to it here…
A cracking RHLSTP with
@chrismccausland
is now up wherever you get your podcasts
If you want to watch the full videos join acast plus on top tier (also backstage interviews, bonus pods, no ads, early access, advanced guest news)
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I used to do stand-up comedy. But these days I just tour around the place showing people my extensive collection of old vases. It’s a five hour show. Hope you like it.
Just found we’ve got three year old tickets to see somebody called
@chrismccausland
, can somebody tell me who he is and what he does.
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I’ve just had the most hectic three working months of my life 😮💨 but the tour starts tonight! Looking forward to slowing life down a little and enjoying doing some shows. Tonight, a sold out Hereford courtyard theatre! 🤗
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And lovely lovely Alan proved to be the absolute perfect host for the
@RoyalVariety
Performance in every single way! Well done
@ChattyMan
🤗
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Yes, I did let the cat out of the bag this week - My Radio 4 panel show will be returning in the New Year with extra episodes this time!
Chris McCausland's Radio 4 panel show You Heard It Here First is returning for an expanded second series. He's revealed that he's hopeful of making Series 2 of his Channel 4 travel series, Wonders Of The World I Can't See, too:
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Going to go and get my booster today!
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If only Boris pulled out as quick as some of these candidates, he wouldn’t have more kids than he feels comfortable admitting to.
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Liz Truss tries to do that slow talking broken sentence politician speech pattern thing, but she just sounds medicated, or like she’s worked on a psych ward for too long.
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Just on my way to the Royal Albert Hall for my tech rehearsal for tomorrow’s
@RoyalVariety
filming. I feel nervous in my stomach already and I don’t really have to do anything today. Maybe i’m nervous because I might bump into some fella called Sir Rod Stewart while I’m there 🤣
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Well we completed leg 1 of the tour last night, 42 shows done - and what a joy it was 🙌🏻 We start again in September with another eighty odd all over the place. Tickets are here
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This evening you can see me answering questions in the scary chair on my all time favourite band
@PearlJam
on Celebrity Mastermind, BBC One at 6:30.
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I am on stage in 15 minutes, but remember that the penultimate and truly shocking
#ScaredOfTheDark
is on at 9pm
@Channel4
- and you can find my tour dates here…
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I have a good feeling about today. I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in the footballing gods 🙏🤞🙌
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