christopher maider
@chrismaider
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i ❤ my Jhb. Passionate about the music scene. Coffee makes me nice to people. Friend of the @foofighters, they don't know it yet. Permanently TIRED.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2009
A reminder that this is not “the most wonderful time of the year” for everyone. JUsT know though, you are not alone. @TheSADAG is there 24/7/365 for anyone in need. Call them on 0800567567 (24hrs) 0800212223 or 0800456789 or SMS 31393. #Wellbeing
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.@JoburgParksZoo hi. Please advise Fontein public park on Spruit avenue Eldorado Park has grass standing over 8 feet tall. Your contractor “cleaning” the park has arrived with weed eaters. How is that going to cut all the grass or will it gain just be the front that’s attended?
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But seriously eThekwini. Every time I see a post from Rob about a crash i know it’s in KZN. What the hell is in that provinces water?!
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.@CityPowerJhb here we go again. Initial 48hr outage at mini substation resolved. Restored for 4hours. ANOTHER OUTAGE IN AREA. Another 113 homes affected. CPWEB4833620 CPWEB4834082 CPWEB4835197 Will this take another 2 days to resolve, who knows… @CityPowerJhb
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.@CityPowerJhb 14hrs Later & ticket has not even been acknowledged. Suburb still off. Your “escalation”’call centre drops the call when you get through. ANY IDEA WHEN ANYONE WILL ATTEND TO THIS ISSUE? https://t.co/9cGdDU7WPZ
@CityPowerJhb Surely you jest? You must be. A whole suburb is affected and you expect me to call at 6AM for an update after more than 5 hours of an outage, which is then second instance for the day? You guys really know how to take the piss, hey.. “World Class” service you’re delivery
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yo @DStv paying through my nose for your service & keep meaning to ask considering the cost, why on your "streaming" app do I only have 4 channel options available and 4 channels I never watch at that??
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.@CityPowerJhb please can you get your team to investigate 2 hour long ongoin power outage in Eldorado Park Proper. Second outage for the day. Reference: CPWEB4833620
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.@JHBWater third occurrence of broken water pipe & leak in Main Rd Eldorado Park. 1st break in June & again in Sept. Please have this attended and permanent repairs done as repeated outages is not conducive. Main Rd ext. 5 Eldorado Park https://t.co/Wkty8u9hRL
.@JHBWater your team did “repairs” on burst water pipe in Main Rd corner Sirkel Rd Eldorado Park ext.5 last week w/ 12+ hrs of no water. & no comms. This is your repair job leaking. Quality 0/5 Pls get ppl out to fix w/ minimal water disruption again. @CityofJoburgZA
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Hi @JHBWater please attend to burst water pipe at 39 Rivier Street, nearest corner Spruit Avenue Eldorado Park. Roads flooded for two days now.
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There are some gems here if you need a laugh. And we all need a laugh. xo
I'm Not Exaggerating AT ALL When I Say The Entire Planet Is Getting Dumber And Dumber, And These Incredibly Stupid Posts Are All The Proof I Need
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Hey @StandardBankZA isn’t the point of banking app for discounts to actually have them? You’re the only bank who charges an additional booking fee. And frankly your app is terrible, departure times aren’t sequential? Your ui/ux team aren’t end users?
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Just home from the office now & amazed to see so many @JoburgMPD & @SAPoliceService vehicles round the #G20SouthAfrica venue, just sitting. I wonder if when all this is done all those cops can, you know, manage the daily Jhb rds traffic chaos for so many… 🧐
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Does anyone know who exactly, person wise, is attending the #G20SouthAfrica? Cause the freaken planes basically flying at eye level over my house most of today is a lil annoying
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.@CityPowerJhb 1. Ref CPWEB4803899 for suburb outage. 2. See why your portal returns this error on profile updates
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Imagine if you guys @CityofJoburgZA actually maintained the city, you know like you’re actually supposed to, and not only when there’s events… Just imagine…
G20 SOUTH AFRICA: The Nasrec precinct is receiving its final touches as City of Joburg prepares to host the G20 Summit next month 🫡 #G20SouthAfrica
#Rekaofela
#TheJoburgWeAllWant ^GZ
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@Seattlecoffeeco And some more love from the @Seattlecoffeeco crew in this gloomy Friday in Jhb… Upside down heart, or cute butt..?
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.@vumatel really bad. Even a third party is sending actual updates on *YOUR* service being down, as opposed to you as it should be…
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Hey @vumatel this has been ongoing for 24hours now. Between yourselves and @supersonicfibre who are responsible for providing communication services, you sure suck at communicating with your customers. Any update on this issue?
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