If I were Anakin I would have simply resisted the dark side

yeah im a gamer, ive played every jackbox game

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duct tape shoes tooth picks rachel green does not exist in real life

Billie Eilish is Lorde’s evil twin

Why aren’t ice cubes called cubesicles

Awww my phone thinks I’m developing a regular sleep schedule. How cute

GUYS ITS SUNDAY

This feels like the beginning of a choose your own adventure book

Barista: how would you like your coffee? Me: gay

All rise for the national anthem

7 rings is a dangerous song to be released on payday

Shocked and upset there is no moose emoji

Rachelle just asked for my phone and someone please tell her I saw NO!

Tgim (thank god for music)

“Oh my god I should not wave worn espadrilles for this”- maggie while walking through the woods

Brian just told me that in school he always get the abbreviation CBT, which means cognitive brian therapy, mixed up with cock and ball torture. He said a girl in his class gasped when his professor brought it up

Yeah

“He’s Dating The Girl He Told Her Not To Worry About”: A Saga

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