I just mistyped extraordinary as "extraordigary" and CBS greenlit 13 eps starring Tim Allen as Gary, no no no I DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!.

RT @Borys_Kit: On the 100th day of the writers strike, @Snoodit, @miagaluppo & I hit the picket lines. We found Damon Lindelof, who said "P….

RT @THR: "What we're asking for is a drop in the bucket" #WritersStrike

Lennon and St. Clair are two of the funniest improvisors in UCB history. Together they are a goddamn comedy FORCE. I had such a blast Wompin it up with them. (cc @lennonparham @Jessica_StClair)

Look, let's just accept the Academy's Guillermo del Toro/Shape of Water love for what it really is-- a make-up call to reward the now-glaringly-obvious Best Picture of 2013, Pacific Rim #rocketpunch #JaegersMatter

RT @NBAonTNT: "I'm twice the height of @SHAQ & three times the weight of Chuck!" 🤣. -LaVar Ball speaks his mind. #InsidetheNBA x @nbcsnl. h….

RT @NBAonTNT: "LaVar" has us 😂

Holy shit, this made me lolllll @officialkenan from distance, SWISH

"And lo, Jesus turned The Shape of Water into The Shape of WINE."

Applauding the gender-blind casting of Alicia Vikander as the new Tom Braider 👏 #reboot #reimagine #rebraid.

and THEN I find out she calls this move "Oops I Did It Again". FUCK YEAH @JocelyneUSA17!.

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS

RT @MichaelSkolnik: Emma Gonzalez. A student at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. An American Hero. Watch This. All of it. The….

RT @KingJosiah54: Dwyane Wade: “We should trade everybody”. LeBron: “We???”

Tonight's your last chance to see The Smokes perform the La Ronde before it's locked away forever in the @ucbtla vault alongside Jim Woods

Skip that holiday party tonight, come see some real pagan shit instead

OBI WAN: "Use the Force, Luke. (then, begrudgingly as if contractual) And, uh, drink your Space Punch every day."

Hobocop?

RT @Deadspin: "They're not gonna keep 'em off the field tonight!"

RT @Channel4: Almost 29 years ago, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi….

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